Come on cripples, this is a genuine chance to talk to a comic genius

I promise not talk about broom-ons, much.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I once pretended I was a bush in my garden for a whole week.
a bluetit got well used to me and I would let him shit all over my head and mouth.

Then I ate him and stared at his mates that were on the bird feeder, and ever since, they've never shit on my car or nan.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)

DG
Who do you hate most.

Simon Cowell or Hitler? I'd love to know your opinion on both of these characters.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Never trust a man whose got the same hair cut as a Brown Bear
See www.caucasus-naturefund.org/images/species%20photos/brown-bear-(Ursus-arctos).jpg

See www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Simon-Cowell.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

You're a one, Donkey Gums, and no mistake
Reminds me of the time I was trying to bury the dismembered corpse of a hooker and I uncovered somebody else's dismembered corpse.

How I laughed!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I hate it when you've got a perfect plan and it's spoiled by another pervert.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Their should be a website where you can claim a patch of waste ground
or a well or sinkhole or something. It would avoid this whole nonsense.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)