Well make some sugar free muffins.
www.sugarfreerecipes.co.uk/no-sugar-muffins.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No sugar?
Are you mad, man?
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

I take back the earlier compliment
I'm trying to comment on the picture and you keep deleting it!

You fool. I know what they looked like, what are they?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Sorry, I was trying to resize it so that it wasn't massive
See below - it's working now. They are toffee apple cupcakes wot I made for hallowe'en, and they were fucking awesome.
(berk, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Were they for a party or trick or treaters?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

For a party
I wouldn't waste my beautiful cake creations on the grotty kids round here!
(berk, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Do you favour the cup-cake over the 'large' cake?
What other flavours do you make?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Cake is cake in all it's forms
cupcakes are convenient because they're portion sized, but I tend to make proper sized cakes mainly. The bakewell cupcakes I did for the bash were awesome - I think I ate most of them though. The limoncello drizzle cupcake I do is pretty damn good too.
(berk, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

See, you are getting to me with all this cake talk
What are you cooking for the Bristol bash?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

I haven't decided
probably some knob shaped cookies, as it's a wedding bash... and whatever else comes to mind. Why, do you have a request? :P
(berk, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

No point me requesting anything as I won't be there to eat them!
Unless you create the JeffCake - and it'll have to be very special.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:18, Reply)

And contain dog-chocolate.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Well, there is that.
It is an important grooming tool.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

If I can get this to fucking well work...

(berk, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Yay!
You did it.

What have we got here exactly?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

toffee apple cupcakes
you mong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Here, I must have forced cake on you at the bash
you'll vouch for it's awesomeness, right?
(berk, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

I had a cupcake that I think might have been from She Who Must Not Be Named
but the chocolate brownie was definitely from you and was very excellent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Did they get you stoned?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

No
The beer did a more than ample job of turning me into a babbling idiot.

PS. Just won $27 at online poker.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)

Shame.
What is the best cake you've ever had?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

I'm a fan of the lemon drizzle
No cake particularly stands out, I must say. I like the sweet stuff but I'm mostly a savoury fan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)

Is that $27 a win or a reduction in losses this week?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

played 36, won 63.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)

You played $36 and won $63?
That isn't bad going at all.

It's a bit of pocket money.

Fancy moving this to DG's thread above?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)

shall do
just joined a $50+$2 tournament, so will be sporadic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)