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You are a pinnacle of lol, you often make my humourtits do a milky squirt all over my screen, I like you a lot, even though you're too tall.

I heard that you're so tall that castles often talk about you on internet boards as the feel that you're boasting.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i am tall here in wales where people are shorter.
i feel more normal heighted in england
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

How come you're so tall?
I have a theory that people that ate too much cucumber as a youngling grow too tall.

did you eat lots of cucumber as a child?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)

i definitely remember eating some cucumber as a kid, i don't know if it was more less or the same as a normal kid

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:57, Reply)

So there we have it folks, too much cucumber as a child will make you a giant.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)