I always find that a female's ring gets resized whenever they see a DG post.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I suspect you're right.
There's another trip to Hatton Garden *tut*
*resizes*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

my friend went to hatton garden to choose their ring
got caught up in an armed raid and had to be locked in the shop for safety. i think i'd take that as an omen. meanwhile the only other customer in the shop was the one who had run in, panicking and screaming about the raid.

yeah, the one who had left HIS fiancee in the street with the gunmen on bikes... i'd take that as an omen too...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

Well all I found was a very friendly Benjie-type dog called Archie
and a nice lady called Miriam who gave me a plastic ring as consolation for the temporary separation while mine is made smaller (my baby-fingers have next-to-no knuckles apparently).

I like my omens better.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)

yes, yours are positive
and do not make me think you should run screaming into the next county!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)

Not unless I am allergic to dog tongue

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)

unlikely, i think you should be fine!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)

I get to see Archie again on Saturday
Even if they have accidentally turned my ring into a hat pin, I shall be happy at seeing Archie.
And Miriam's pretty fit too...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:12, Reply)

i think you should try and steal him
mind you, my friend is thinking of calling her baby archie. i hope i have dissuaded her...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)

I have a colleague with an Archie child
He kind of suits it. Not as much as Archie the dog suits it. He has grey whiskers because he is a distinguished older gent.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:14, Reply)

this is my point
it is a dog's name. or it is archibald, and it is an old giffer's name!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)

If you have problems with that.
Let me know. I might have some ointment that'll help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:12, Reply)

I bet you do!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)

I do.
It's called 'Jizz'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)