firstly
i very much doubt he gives a flying fuck.

secondly, i said "hoorah" at seeing him. what more does a man want?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Lots of things.
Tell me Swipe. Do you bake?

berk can bake cakes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

do. i. bake. ????????????????????
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

no.

but i can afford to buy many cakes with my city lawyer salary, will that do instead? 'cos it's sort of all i've got going for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)

Would the City salary run to carrot cake?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:52, Reply)

24 carat cake if you like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)

24 carat cake orgasms a night if you like
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

blimey
i never thought you of all people had hidden shallows, jeff. oh sad day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:56, Reply)

I can't win

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

the sooner you accept that, the smoother your life on here will be

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)

My life on here is a lot smoother than real life anyway.
I'll continue as I am, thanks very much!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

well... ok.......
i mean, if you're SURE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)

What do I know?
Life is easier if you tell me what to do.

I'm all yours Swipe. What should I do?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)

stop wearing ladies underwear
the fifteenth time is neither funny nor sexy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)