hello there!
How are you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i am most excellent thank you
lovely meal with friends, all good.

although dreadfully scared of the dentist in the morning, because i am a total wetpants.

have you been out partying then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)

Caught up with a friend
we had much wine, watched a little bit of tv and had a chat. It was nice. Glad you've had a nice evening as well.

Just a checkup or got stuff planned?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:20, Reply)

just a checkup
but although i am normally religious about going every 6 months, somehow it has been about 18 months and it's a new dentist. i am terrified he is going to look at all the diet coke stains on my back teeth and prescribe a million fillings.

i've never had a filling, and i am a TOTAL wuss!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:22, Reply)

The good thing about diet coke
no sugar :) it'll be fine! Just hope that they're nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:24, Reply)

i reeeeeeally hope you are right!
ooooh, he might be fit.

yeah, right, swipe. because lying there gurgling whilst he is wrist deep in your molars is a good way to pull?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:26, Reply)

according to snugglesacks, yes it is
and fingers crossed that he's fit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

oh god i forgot about her!
snugglesacks may be the worst term for tits ever. and that includes my ex, who once called them "breasticles".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)

Is breasticles better or worse than
Shirt potatoes?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:36, Reply)

they are both awful
but snugglesacks is currently the leader in weirdness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

and cringeworthiness

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

yeah
she managed to work them into every story
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:47, Reply)

"she"
was probably amorous badger.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

I'm not so sure
seemed a bit of a wellconstructed lie for that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

you're probably right
it just seems that he would enjoy watching all the sweaties, as he calls them, fisting themselves over it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:54, Reply)

it was a tiny bit gruesome
people asking for pics
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:57, Reply)

why, amberl, why? why would they do that?
why, why, why???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:03, Reply)

because
there aren't enough pictures of breasts on the internet already.

I've heard they're accessible by the click of a mouse these days though. But internet strangers in dire need of confidence are much better
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:04, Reply)

it's because on here they can pretend that they are being ironic and lolwacky
before rushing home to wank into a crusty sock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:05, Reply)

thanks for that mental image!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:08, Reply)

you're welcome
you also know which particular individual on here it is particularly true of!

not that this helps your mental image problem. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:11, Reply)

:S
now my skin is crawling!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:13, Reply)

yes
i don't know why i started this. to help encourage bulimia maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:22, Reply)

It's working
I am now a bowl of noodles and some red wine lighter
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:25, Reply)

haha, wait...
urgh, me too.

and on that charming note, i think it's bedtime... please please keep everything crossed in the morning for me and my teeth!!!!!!!! x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:29, Reply)

will do!
Best of luck of course. x
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:31, Reply)