wat....
I am saddings :'(


*sniff* dg crying now...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

weeping salty tears of guilt and shame
from all three eyes can't help you now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:27, Reply)

It's like a pissy shame dribble coming out all my 'oles..

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)

you must be catholic, what with all that guilt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I can't help myself! I look like Paul Weller looking into a fountain of rockers I've got so much shame!!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

saying that, I'm going to watch some Anime in a sec.
Maybe 'X'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

someone left a copy of Death Note
at my door. I'm still not sure who
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

That's an awesome doorstep present!
I usually only get bird poop or knickers. sometimes both with upsets me, but that's my fault for smiffing without inspection.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:48, Reply)

stop dating
women who look like massive pigeons.

I reckon it was a friend who wanted me to watch Death Note, but he denies it :S
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

That's well gay.
I would just kick down your door, shout about how there aren't enough knickers on show (pushing for you, in ya kecks, with a solid broom-on, like a mighty blue whale) and eat all your marmite.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

this would definitely result in Death Note watching
why don't you have your own agony aunt column?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:53, Reply)

I do actually on another website, but that's for another time baby.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:58, Reply)

don't tease :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)

chemical castration sounds like the only solution

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:45, Reply)

nah fuck that, I'll just hang around Soho for 10 minutes and a girl will pick me up.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

in soho
it MIGHT not be a girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:51, Reply)

here's hoping!
GNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:07, Reply)

you know
there IS something of the stallion about this. or gelding, anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:12, Reply)