can you do them one-handed?
and use the other for something more useful?

i'm not your typical woman, i am RSWIPE. hear me roar.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can do 1 handered press ups and use the other hand to stroke various animals, like beavers and fannybeasts

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)

well it's only taken 50 mins to get to this stage
i think you're improving a lot, but maybe you should put "the joy of sex" on your christmas list, to be on the safe side?

you do get a bonus point for "fannybeast" though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

Nah thanks,
but seriously, everyone knows that you're playing hardball, and I'm playing too, and that you should be busting your elastic to just talk to me, and I'm all like...."...yo...I'm DG...." and I'm cool as I am.

I bet you need to wash your duvet after this thread.

Imainge me....yeah...dressed as a cowboy

Ask Lamptio. She give you the visualisation low down...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)

if we are doing this properly
it will be you playing with the hardballs.

i am not wearing any elastic. just a bit of satin. i can bust that if you like?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:02, Reply)

He's a lanky Adonis.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:03, Reply)