You cannot drink anything with ice as the ice cubes taste like frozen tap water
drink anything with ice as the ice cubes taste like frozen tap water
as the ice cubes taste like frozen tap water
ice cubes taste like frozen tap water
frozen tap water
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That makes my head hurt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

brain freeze

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Monty only accepts ice cubes made from frozen street urchin tears.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

And rightly so.
I find the sodium content really lifts even the most basic of cocktails.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

i'm with monty on this, i make my icecubes from evian
when i am in london, because the tapwater is vile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Kroney, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

what?
everyone who comes to my flat laughs at the fridge stuffed full of evian and san pellegrino.

then they try the tap water. and beg for a bottle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

You don't have to justify your civilised behaviour
to these peasants.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

if you live out in the sticks
you don't appreciate the horrors of london tapwater and how it tastes like liquid rust.

i wouldn't do it up here, the tapwater is lovely in cheshire!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I am very far from a peasant.

( Kroney, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

this is flat-out lies
you work in uxbridge. you're probably no more than a foot away from ten of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

BOOM BOOM

( Kroney, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

best thing that could happen to uxbridge, that would be

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Agreed.

( Kroney, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

My fridge is full
of fizzy water. Fucking heathens.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

EURGH!
Fizzy water is fucking disgusting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

i have to agree with this
i buy san pellegrino because lots of my friends prefer it, and the bottles look pretty in the fridge. but i can't bear it myself. evian or vitamin water FTW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I liek the San Pellegrino
Limonata and Aranciata, but bottled water is the biggest commercial rape of all time.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

i'm happy to spend my money on it
as i prefer the taste. it's cheaper than beer and better for me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Your face is disgusting
*cracks open Badoit*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

It's best to let this sort of comment slide
and think how you can make money out of people who think like that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

It's quite easy
you just bottle your tap water, tell them it's "volcanic" and then profit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

i like that really expensive stuff with the added oxygen
but even i feel i might be getting fleeced here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Surely if you add oxygen to water, you get hydrogen peroxide?
GCSE Science lolz
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

you are not asking the right person here
ask me about law, blow-jobs and whether certain types of blow-jobs should be illegal.

otherwise try someone else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Or shake a bottle.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)