I got that trying to get into oz
The exasperated customs bloke scrawled "Staying with brother" on my entry form.

I also got the 3rd degree (and swabbed for MASSIVE DRUGZ/EXPLOSIVES) entering AND leaving NZ.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Pre 11/9, my Grandad flew to NZ
Going from Aus to NZ, he was stopped by customs who found he had an apple and a fruit knife in his carry on luggage. They confiscated the apple.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)

that's because of the fact that the apple is what poses the greater danger to us.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

My Grandad could've killed everyone in NZ with just that fruit knife
Now he's a bit older, he'd probably only manage one of the islands.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Most Aussies would still hail him a hero.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Ha!
they are still very strict on carrying fruit/veg/food. I saw people with wooden bracelets stopped.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)