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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm in Britain, bitches!!
I'm staying with two lovely B3tans and am currently enjoying a cuppa and a good chat. How are you all??
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:32, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
How was the flight?
You sounded a bit worried about that before you left.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)
flight was fine, customs was worse than anything.
the lady grilled me and almost didn't let me through because I'm couchsurfing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)
should have said you were here for a free house
they'd have waved you right through.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)
wish I did.
But hey! I'm not going to grumble about it, I'm through and I'm awake and it's GREAT. It is SO pretty here!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Whereabouts in our fine land are you?
And how many bar-job have you been offered so far? My guess is 732.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)
I never thought to tell you to ring me if there were any problems with customs.
I would have vouched for you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)
yeah I know - everybody on the list of people I'm staying with would have,
I think she was just concerned about nitpicking on me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)
She's obviously not aware that YOU'RE FROM THE INTERNET.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)
yeah I know, scariest of all the places.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
I got that trying to get into oz
The exasperated customs bloke scrawled "Staying with brother" on my entry form.

I also got the 3rd degree (and swabbed for MASSIVE DRUGZ/EXPLOSIVES) entering AND leaving NZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Pre 11/9, my Grandad flew to NZ
Going from Aus to NZ, he was stopped by customs who found he had an apple and a fruit knife in his carry on luggage. They confiscated the apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
that's because of the fact that the apple is what poses the greater danger to us.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
My Grandad could've killed everyone in NZ with just that fruit knife
Now he's a bit older, he'd probably only manage one of the islands.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Most Aussies would still hail him a hero.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Ha!
they are still very strict on carrying fruit/veg/food. I saw people with wooden bracelets stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Hooray!
^what Jeff said. Hope the flight was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Hungry
/answers for most
how was the flight?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)
flight was LOOOOOONG.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)
The worlds a big place
what films did you watch?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Despicable Me, Toy Story Three, Juno, Sorcerer's Apprentice annnnd all the episodes they had of House, Big Bang Theory and How I met your Mother.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Despicable me high fives!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)
It was so cute I watched it twice.
In a row.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)
You should have used the 20 hour flight as a chance to catch up on your sleep!
So what has impressed you about England so far?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)
can't sleep vertically.
the cold has. It's UNBEFUCKINGLIVEABLE.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Wait till you get to Denmark.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I've been told that!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
It's not that cold at the moment
I'm lounging about in a pair of shorts at the moment. If I go out later, I'll put on a pair of jeans and a jumper, but it isn't cold enough to need a coat yet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)
What colour are your shorts?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Grey Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Are they the tight ones or loose?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)
You're irascible.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Loose Blousie
Loose and knee length.

Although depending how I sit, I do reveal a bit of knee.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Pwhoar!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
hahaha
Having a good day? Is the printer better today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Yes! it seems to playing ball today.
Just learnt my youngest sis will be home for crimbo so I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Is your youngest Sis in New Zealand?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Tenerife.
It's my best friend that lives in New Zealand.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Gotcha!
Sorry.

I get confused.

When did your little sis last come over?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Early on in the year. Can't remember when.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Woo hello!
Glad you got here safe and sound :) So, it's bloody cold here isn't it? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)
just a tad. I'm in my thermals.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Freezing fog here in the mornings
Can't see more than 4 car lengths away.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)
I saw the fog, it was mental!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)
It's fun to drive in
Apart from when some drivers don't bother to put their lights on...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I've just noticed your sig
you absolute bumtrain.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)
*grins*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Tee Hee

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)
For your info
she was a beast this morning. Scything through the traffic like an otter in a pond.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Otters don't have to worry about shithead taxi drivers slamming into them

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)
You've obviously
never been in my pond *rubs thighs*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)
No, and in my pond it's white van men, buses or chelsea tractors you have to watch out for
None of them believe in using mirrors or indicators.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I've often dreamt
about leaning into an open driver side window and wrenching off the indicator stick saying "can I borrow this, you obviously don't need it."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Ahh that would be good!
Most I've done is pull up next to a car that had just cut me up, and just stared through the window at them until the lights went green.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
is that your excuse?!?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Yes, and I'm sticking to it!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)
at least somebody is!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Hello
Which b3tans and where's the goddamn party?!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)
no party today thank god!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)
But there is a party right?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I am indifferent today
Glad you made it to us safe and sound :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)
Does it feel like you're walking on the ceiling?
Where abouts in Britain are you?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I'm up in Suffolk with Badger and Wicca!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Oh cool, sounds good.
Are you coming to London at any point?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
yeah... next wednesday...

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Cool, if you fancy meeting people, lemmi know.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)
That sounds lovely - thank you!
Gaz me your number Gonzo and I'll definitely drop you a line.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Are you going to be a special guest on his folk show tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
yup. :) If I can stay awake that long.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Suffolk isn't really 'up' now, is it?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Hahaha, and I bet the dumb slag doesn't know that oakwood is before cockfosters when traveling in a northbound direction on the picadilly line !!! HAHAHA, what a location-information-mong.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Haha
Cockfosters.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I grew up in Cockfosters and keep on forgetting people not from north london find it funny.
The road next to the one I grew up on is called "Mount Pleasant", which is in Cockfosters.... lolololololololol

There is a pub called the Cock and Dragon there too, which we call "The cock in drag".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)
better than mudchute

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)
There's a village near me called Cocking
It's got a pub. The pub is called The Blue Bell.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I live in a place called Mount Pleasant

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
It's "up" from where I'm sitting.
You Scots and your "up" snobbery.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Excellent choice of b3tans
only slightly rapey. Have you been to their local boozer yet? It is a fine boozer.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Welcome
Enjoy it before you get bored. It's gone and started raining here again today; I'll presume you didn't bring that from Oz.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)
it's bright blue skies in cheshire

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Booo
Got my new camera, and it's all charged up, and grey and rainy. Damn.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
We've got our wires crossed on the RO units :P

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)
happens to the best of us

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)
There was fucking snow in Dumfries when I came back on Sunday.
Snow. bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
On returning to my desk I see an e-mail from the bbc news saying Prince William announces marriage, AND a thread announcing news of Poppet's arrival.
Coincidence?

*Drums fingers of right hand on chin*
(Cave Duck, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Once again I find out news from B3ta first
Queen Kate eh?

Doesn't really work.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)
this is devastating
i quite fancied marrying him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)
You shouldn't have waited for him to text first, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Tell you what, lets concot some wacky plan to split them up
You can have the posh balding one, and i'll have the posh attractive one
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Don't worry
He'll get divorced within a few years, you can marry him then Swipe.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)
this doesn't surprise me
because of your fundamentally bad taste

have you seen him?

and he's as stupid as he looks
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Must be nice to get here
and not be able to see a damned thing because of the fog.

Fog and mist happens quite a lot here, by the way. Mostly in winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)
WILKOMMEN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)
danke!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Ooo! I think Monty wants you to join his master race.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)
it's a shame I'm not blonde and blue eyed then!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)
That doesn't matter as long as you're not Jewish.
Or a bumder.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Or a Jewish bumder.
Worst of all the bumders.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Just out of interest,
did anyone else find that this reminded them of Monty a little bit?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Hahah that's very well written

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I must admit, that was genius.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Kommon sie bitte und listen to Kraftwerk.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)
off shopping with my friend now
have a lovely first day!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)
If you see a fairly cheap navy shoulder bag then nab it for me please.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
BUY ME SOMETHING NICE ! I DON'T KNOW, SUPPRISE ME ! OK, OK, LOVE YOU, BRING ME BACK SOMETHING GOOD, OK, OK, BYE BYE, LATERS, LOVE YOU, OK, OK, I DONNO, SUPPRISE ME... BYE BYE BYE GOTTA GO BYE

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Hello, girl!
I hope you had a good flight and that you have loads of fun here!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Welcome to the Motherland.
We hope your stay is a pleasant one.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)
thanks!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I'm sure everyone hopes that your visit enjoyable and entertaining and would all be glad to assist in anyway.
However, when The Ashes Test Matches are on, you're the enemy Poppet.
Sorry, that's just the way that it has to be.

PS Have you seen any waterproof trousers "in the flesh" yet?
(Cave Duck, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
No, sadly I haven't - but I've already utilised my massive coat. :)
I hate cricket - why should I be an enemy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Woohoo! Welcome!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

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