eat the oven

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You ATE the OVEN
You now have shattered teeth. There is a BATHROOM to the NORTH and a TELEPHONE to the WEST.
What do you do?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Cry.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

bleed

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Go WEST to TELEPHONE (preferably whilst singing THE VILLAGE PEOPLE)
CALL FRIEND to tell them, smugly, that you have managed to EAT the OVEN, and that will be FIVE POUNDS they owe you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

why singing the Village People?
go west was by the pet shop boys wasn't it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Whoops, ok, I thought it was the Village People...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Crow is trying to cover his back (fnar) by pretending he doesn't know his gay artists.
He doesn't fool me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

There's no way out of this without digging a bigger hole for myself, is there?
I'm fairly sure I'm correct, but that would just make me look even more of a biblical-scale bumder...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Go West is by the Pet Shop Boys, you idiot.
But you know, widening your hole could only do you some good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Wikipedia begs to differ
And makes me look ever more benderish in the process.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I wasn't sure which was why I didn't jump out and insult you
doesn't surprise me though. benders covering benders.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Oh god. Whoops.
You have outgayed yourself there though. That's quite a cunning trap to catch bumders, if you think about it.... they'll out themselves in an effort to be right. Hahaha. Out themselves.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

It is a particularly bittersweet victory...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

like a spunk milkshake.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

HAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

(I can make you one if you can't afford a dessert...)

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

But I guess he'll have to drink it "straight from the manufacturer"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

It's better at 35 degrees and unpasteurised.
Edit: Anyway, I'm off to enjoy 90 minutes' worth of free beer and then inflict limp-wristed bass-playing on the public. Monty, I hope your budget dinner turns out alright. See y'all tomorrow (except Brian, I may see you later this evening).
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I'm feeling a bit sick now, to be honest.
What flavours do you carry?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Just one:
Bebop.

_{Ok, I really am going now...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Have fun bbz!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

You don't have MONEY to use the TELEPHONE
What do you do?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

CALL the EMERGENCY SERVICES to tell them
that an urgent message needs to be passed onto your FRIEND. (Also mention in passing that you may require ASSISTANCE due to having EATEN an OVEN.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

the EMERGENCY SERVICES
laugh at your stupidity and don't pass the call onto your FRIEND. Don't think ASSISTANCE is coming either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

BOLLOCKS.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Hahaha
Sorry, I don't understand what you want to do.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)