What shall I have for my supper?
I'm not utterly ravenous and could therefore cook something that took a while to be ready. I have a hob, a double ring griddle and grill, but no working oven and not a lot of money.

I'm a Libra and my hobbies are record collecting, playing guitar and history. Call me!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:28, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

eat the oven

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

You ATE the OVEN
You now have shattered teeth. There is a BATHROOM to the NORTH and a TELEPHONE to the WEST.
What do you do?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Cry.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

bleed

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Go WEST to TELEPHONE (preferably whilst singing THE VILLAGE PEOPLE)
CALL FRIEND to tell them, smugly, that you have managed to EAT the OVEN, and that will be FIVE POUNDS they owe you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

why singing the Village People?
go west was by the pet shop boys wasn't it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Whoops, ok, I thought it was the Village People...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Crow is trying to cover his back (fnar) by pretending he doesn't know his gay artists.
He doesn't fool me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

There's no way out of this without digging a bigger hole for myself, is there?
I'm fairly sure I'm correct, but that would just make me look even more of a biblical-scale bumder...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Go West is by the Pet Shop Boys, you idiot.
But you know, widening your hole could only do you some good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Wikipedia begs to differ
And makes me look ever more benderish in the process.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I wasn't sure which was why I didn't jump out and insult you
doesn't surprise me though. benders covering benders.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Oh god. Whoops.
You have outgayed yourself there though. That's quite a cunning trap to catch bumders, if you think about it.... they'll out themselves in an effort to be right. Hahaha. Out themselves.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

It is a particularly bittersweet victory...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

like a spunk milkshake.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

HAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

(I can make you one if you can't afford a dessert...)

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

But I guess he'll have to drink it "straight from the manufacturer"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

It's better at 35 degrees and unpasteurised.
Edit: Anyway, I'm off to enjoy 90 minutes' worth of free beer and then inflict limp-wristed bass-playing on the public. Monty, I hope your budget dinner turns out alright. See y'all tomorrow (except Brian, I may see you later this evening).
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I'm feeling a bit sick now, to be honest.
What flavours do you carry?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Just one:
Bebop.

_{Ok, I really am going now...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Have fun bbz!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

You don't have MONEY to use the TELEPHONE
What do you do?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

CALL the EMERGENCY SERVICES to tell them
that an urgent message needs to be passed onto your FRIEND. (Also mention in passing that you may require ASSISTANCE due to having EATEN an OVEN.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

the EMERGENCY SERVICES
laugh at your stupidity and don't pass the call onto your FRIEND. Don't think ASSISTANCE is coming either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

BOLLOCKS.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Hahaha
Sorry, I don't understand what you want to do.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

No victims waiting to be used up in the chest freezer?
I'm a Leo (maybe...) and my hobbies are bumming, massive bumderism and being a colossal fucking bender.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

finally

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

...and cottaging.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

If you can make your bathroom feel more like a public convenience then I'm happy to simulate the experience for you,

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

If I write your mobile number on the inside of the door that should do it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Jolly good, you've already sprayed essence of stale urine round the fittings then?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Hell yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I'm born on the cusp, that's why I'm so fucking unbalanced.
I enjoy Greg Gillis, people who play instruments and wearing tights.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Have some cereal
I'm a Taurus and my hobbies are drinking, playing games and having a laugh. Call me and I'll touch myself outside your bedroom window.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

This has steak written all over it.
Get yourself a nice piece of steak, get the griddle out, enjoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

including the bit about having no money?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Either Monty can afford to eat, or he can't.
Evening Crunchy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

evening
pleasant day, sir?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Lovely thanks.
Yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

had a day off in which to feel sick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

What are the symptoms?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

feeling woozy and sick
but more so when I eat stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Can you manage some soup
To keep your energy up? And maybe some Lucozade? And how about a nice hot bath. Everyone feels a bit better after a bath.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

i do have a can of tomato, might try that in a bit
I've mostly been eating porridge. I have to be better tomorrow due to work things being due
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

What have you done with your day today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

sleeping and reading
there are still about 15 reports to write though :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

What happens if they aren't done by tomorrow?
Will a lot of kittens and puppies drown, or will it just be a case of 'well, get them done as soon as you can'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

not sure
I think people winge at me and students don't know whether they are doing OK or not. I missed the earlier deadline for some and no one has hassled me yet

but there do seem to be less kittens around :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Kill some cats
Take another day off work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Substitute "steak" with "economy corned beef"
And possibly "enjoy" with "Weep quietly."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I can't really afford a decent one, and shit ones make me cry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Chicken breast
seasoned, grilled and finished off in the griddle with some piri-piri sauce.

Have that with some rice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

It happens to me too
We went to a steak house in Worthing on Saturday, they only serve steak and chips. The steaks go from the small 12oz to the big 40oz; at the reasonable price of £1/oz. I ordered my 16 oz blue (it comes in a hot plate and finishes cooking on the table). Mmmmm
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Buen Ayre in Broadway Market (next to Boyce Towers)
serve the best steaks I have ever eaten. And Argentine black pudding which is a relevation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Mmmm I love the argentine black pudding
and the way they cook the pancreas too. I've been told I should go to Buen Ayre, but I don't know when next time I'll be in London with money. And soon I'll be in Buenos Aires eating a proper Argentinian steak :)))
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I read pancreas
as placenta.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

No, thanks
I'm not planning eating that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

*has envy*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Don't :(
I try to talk about it as little as possible because I can feel people liking me a bit less for it... But I'm getting more and more excited, so I can't promisse I'll keep quiet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

yeah, you get told off if you talk about significant events in your life around these parts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I know
But that's just them being jealous. They lack significant events. How's yours?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I really wish I was a black scottsman so I could offer women some of my "black pudding".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

"Would you like to batter my black pudding?"
See, perfect, if only I was black and had a scottish girl in the vasinity.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Do you have time to go to the butchers
and get whatever they have on offer? Then, depending on what it is, a stew, or something fried, or a curry. Do you have vegetebles at home?

I'm Capricorn, my hobbies are... I used to have plenty of hobbies, now I only work, cook and read facebook. How sad. I don't have time to call you, sorry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I'm an Aquarius and my hobbies include waterboarding and crochet.
I also grow my own blankets.

Ovens are for jews making nice bread.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I don't really believe in zoodiac and all that
it's all bullshit, but my sister is aquarius and that makes me like you a bit less now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Cheers,
I don't believe in it either, being an astronomer and a level headed reasoning chap.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

You're welcome
I'm just a bit upset with her again, but that's kind of normal these days.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

You can have my two sisters if you like.
I'll even throw in their good for nothing but incredibly nice husbands.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

No, thanks
Two crazy women in my life are enough.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

sure wish you hadn't made a food thread
while I'm still feeling sick when I eat stuff :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I'm a libran
Whose hobbies include having a fucking shit hairdresser who has made me very sad

Eat supernoodles
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

aww no!
how bad is bad?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

bad
I look like a dated version of nancy drew
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

oo:(
well it'll grow out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

50 pounds
And I look like rachel off friends, shit hair from a shit tv show
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

bloody hell
that sucks, is there nothing you can, I dunno, modify it with?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

nope
she cut too much off, then layered the whole fucking thing, so I'd have to get it cut to chin length to get rid of it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)

At least you're being dated...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I'm a libran librarian.

You still on a diet of supernoodles?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Stir fry is your friend when you have no meal plan and no cash.
Throw in whatever you have.
(Cave Duck, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

is
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

He'd need a big wok.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

o an
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

That's white soy sauce.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

It did taste a bit salty.

(Cave Duck, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

QED.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

That's very funny

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Gracias

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

De nada
I misread my name somehow, and was wondering why you were speaking Spanish with someone else. I was proper jealous there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I wish I could speak Spanish, to be honest
The only phrases I know are (apologies for poor spelling)
"duo cervejas, por favore"
"e tenedo un accedente"
and
"esta cisterna non funciona"
Which, as you can imagine, are of limited use.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Hahaha
You can probably use them in Italy too :)

A good one you might use:

Tengo hambre/sed/sueño (I'm hungry/thirsty/tired-sleepy)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I'm a Gemini so ready made threesome.
I'm shy, demure and I like Zombies.

Oh and soup FTW!
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

She's not there.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

No not that Zombies.
The brain eating kind.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Mmm ....Brain Soup....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

That's making me hungry.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Sagittarius - half man half horse, baby. *winks*
Food is for benders - take MOAR MDs.
Edit - I like twizzlers, the alligator bob and my favourite movie is 'Bloodsucking Freaks' just like your momma.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Top half horse sadly.

(Cave Duck, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Hence the long face.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

But a fine mane.

(Cave Duck, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Leo, hence the hair
and the yawning

I need to decide what to do for dinner tonight as well. Do I take the easy option and go to Prezzo? Do I go back to the pub I went to last night? Do I do something else?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Don't you mean prozzie?

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I wouldn't want to eat that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Take some wet wipes and give it a good clean first.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

ewww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

No, they're a bit dry if they're not marinated...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

How were the flat viewings yesterday?
Will you have a place soon? And more important, did you have pie?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I am also a Libra.
You should have a Donner Kebab flavour Pot Noodle
(TheColonel, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

pepperoni pizza.
gemini, best of both worlds.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Gemini high fives!

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

*joins in*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Feel the love fuckrrs

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Feel the love fuckrrs

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

That sounds
SKILL
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Almost 'exy' you might say.
It's not good enough to be 'brillzo' though - let's not go mad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

I hope he doesn't have a Benny.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

I have no oven, so unless I griddle it, no pizza for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I'm a gemini. Also referred to as schizophrenic (if I fancy a week off sick)

(Cave Duck, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Do you have any bacon?
Gran Padano cheese? Eggs?
I have just made a bacon hotpot for my friend - bacon, spuds, onion (in layers) interspersed with lashings of white pepper and oxo, top up with water and cook for a couple of hours til the potato on the top goes lovely and crunchy.Proper winter comfort food and an old family favourite - about the only thing my mother makes that is edible!Last nights comfort food was fishfingers, jacket spud, beans and cheese..........
Capricorn, my hobbies are drinking, reading and walking but not all at the same time.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

How is the job situation?

(Cave Duck, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

job situation
is completely dire, thank you!It is looking as though my male friends will be getting used underwear for Christmas though I don't think my Gran would appreciate it!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)

That sounds fucking tasty.
You've spelled 'wanking' wrong, btw.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

It is a basic carbonara
Don't ever put cream in it! Will mail you the recipe.....sometime.......
You calling me a wanker, Monty? Come over here and say that? Though like Kristine, my walks tend to involve emptying the dog also.....and tha fags and singing - sounds like we were separated at birth!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

pastaaaaaaah
I'm an aquarius, my hobbies are star gazing whilst taking my dog out for a shit, smoking cigarettes and singing. You can call me first.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Can't you check out the tramps shelf at your local friendly supermarket
Featuring todays special 'a bent tin of Ambrosia for 37p'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Food of the pogs

(Cave Duck, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Fo Sho

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

pasta
vegetables/chicken, tomato sauce, cheese, slam in oven, wait for delicious tastiness.

i had lunch at cafe rouge and have not felt brilliant since. if only i didn't have a 4 hour drive back to london now, eh?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

he hath no oven

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)

oh yeah
well don't bother sticking it in the oven then. meh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Oriental chicken noodle soup.
Make a slightly-thin Chicken stock (I have a soft spot for the Knorr "Taste Of" liquid stocks, they're not too salty and you can use only what you need), pinch of five spice, maybe a little fish sauce if you've got it.

I usually throw in a tin of sweetcorn and maybe a bit of chopped ham (though if you've got a bit of cold roast chicken that's good too), chuck in a pack of instant noodles, simmer till nearly done, then, thicken with a bit of cornflour slurry made with white wine (if you're feeling extravagant) finish off with chopped spring onions, bit of pepper and maybe a hint of soy if the seasoning needs it.

Much better than the MSG-laden liquid disappointment available from many purveyors of apparently-Chinese cuisine ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I use the vegetable Knorr stocks. They're good.
I might try this.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)

*Takes stock*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Totally trying that one.
Apparently egg whites make a good thickener too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Evening Boycey.
I would offer culinary tips but you will likely take umbrage at my vegetarianism and refer to it as 'homosexuality'.

Sorry I can't be of any more help.

Though I heard this last night for the first time in years and it is still ace.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mwawFvNMcE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Yeah all the early stuff holds out well
I remember purchasing The time has come as a random back in 94.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:11, Reply)

I love Mo Wax stuff
I just bought Time Has Come, DJ Krush's Meiso and Attica Blues's Vibes, Scribes and Dusty 45s. I probably have twelve to fifteen of their records, from early stuff like RPM and Palmskin Productions through to Jordan Fields and Skelf.

Great label.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I used to see Lavelle quite alot around that stage
So I picked up alot of Mo wax stuff at the same time. The Headz series was good as it was an introducer to the label roster. I still listen to Lavelle mix stuff but I thought Unkles first album was bollox and didn't bother with them after that bar their usually good remix work like fear.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Headz is superb.
Psyence Fiction had a couple of excellent tracks- Guns Blazing and Rabbit in Your Headlights, but yeah, not that great.

The Richard File era stuff is a very different beast- I started DJing breakbeat when all that Unklesounds stuff was going on, so that got me into stuff like Evil Nine and Meat Katie. Rich File's work as Forme was top-notch- Percussive Thinking, Kick a Hole and Let it All Out are dark, druggy tribal greatness. FEAR is the best remix they did, that and GDMFSOB.

I'm actually looking for someone that would want to DJ Mo Wax stuff with me as a moist-eyed reminiscence of the era.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I'm still stuck in that period pretty much,
chuck in Ninja Tune, Rising High, Warp, Rephlex, apollo and I'm all over it. I've no idea what the kids of today listen to, and couldn't care less.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

The 90s was a great decade for music and hip hop especially.
Did you see that link I posted to the Psychonauts Essential Mix from 96?

I got misty eyed at the tracks by Lamb, Major Force West and DJ Krush.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Like yer
If you've just got the Meiso album, if you like 'only the strong survive' which is the opener you should get the single as there are a number of good mix's on it. I saw that essential link, I've got stacks of the essential mix stuff from that period as mp3's. My favourite was a Portishead one from 94/95. I think that the Lavelle essential mix's had commercial releases which I've got somewhere as well.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)

It's the single of Meiso on 12".
I got the CD single back in the day, but had to track down the wax.

The Unklesounds essential mix got released as Big Brother is Watching. Not as good as the longer Do Androids Dream of Electric Beats one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I can't think of a gash Lavelle Mix
The Androids one is the best Unklesounds, I forget what Music for a film is like :/ not exactly an outstanding review there. Lavelles Tribal one, and Global Underground mix series are worthwhile.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)

the GU ones are very much a case of diminishing returns.
Barcelona was fantastic Romania alright and the latest one is very patch. FabricLive01 is.great as well. You know the tribal gathering one is the psychonauts though?

You're alright you are.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I ain't bothered with the last Global one, but if it's patchy I'll leave it
I liked the early Fabric one's - the Howie B is a goodun. I had forgotten about it being the psychonauts being involved on the Tribal mix, I remember it opens with that Quiddity mix by Max 404 - always a winna in da Rory House.
Edit linky www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMMHXK3jibI
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I have that- it's on Headz 2 B which was the more electronic/ DnB of the Headz 2 comps.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I decided to get that dry curried japanese rice with yakatori because it was only £2.20, and a 'pork and chicken bun' thing which I'm not sure what that is.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

I'm cooking some moroccan lamb
but it's in the slow cooker and wont be ready until tomorrow.
HOPE THIS HELPS
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

roommate is cooking deer steak

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:23, Reply)

roommate could have bought a cheap one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

I was going to post that but I thought I'd let you have the pleasure.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I had no-eyed-dear you too were thinking of posting a shit pun.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)

stop fawning all over her

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I can go 'doe-y' eyed if I like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)

perhaps we should stag-ger these puns
for maximum banging-head-against-a-wall potential
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Is this going to turn into (a) Stag-night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I think I've got the horn.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Eek!
It's my Deerstalker!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)

quick! hoof her!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I'm NOT gnu do that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)

*Goes all Homer Simson*
Doe!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)

dude, you're falling beHIND

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)

DOE!
*edit* cock.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)

CHICKEN!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)

you better not be
gazzelleing that cock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)

You are all hart.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)

We are falling be-hind and have to buck our ideas up

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)

tits

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)

ah well, it's just internet b-antler

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

You sleigh me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Come on you lot
up the fucking antleri.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)

WE KILLED IT

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)