This has steak written all over it.
Get yourself a nice piece of steak, get the griddle out, enjoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

including the bit about having no money?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Either Monty can afford to eat, or he can't.
Evening Crunchy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

evening
pleasant day, sir?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Lovely thanks.
Yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

had a day off in which to feel sick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

What are the symptoms?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

feeling woozy and sick
but more so when I eat stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Can you manage some soup
To keep your energy up? And maybe some Lucozade? And how about a nice hot bath. Everyone feels a bit better after a bath.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

i do have a can of tomato, might try that in a bit
I've mostly been eating porridge. I have to be better tomorrow due to work things being due
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

What have you done with your day today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

sleeping and reading
there are still about 15 reports to write though :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

What happens if they aren't done by tomorrow?
Will a lot of kittens and puppies drown, or will it just be a case of 'well, get them done as soon as you can'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

not sure
I think people winge at me and students don't know whether they are doing OK or not. I missed the earlier deadline for some and no one has hassled me yet

but there do seem to be less kittens around :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Kill some cats
Take another day off work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Substitute "steak" with "economy corned beef"
And possibly "enjoy" with "Weep quietly."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I can't really afford a decent one, and shit ones make me cry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Chicken breast
seasoned, grilled and finished off in the griddle with some piri-piri sauce.

Have that with some rice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

It happens to me too
We went to a steak house in Worthing on Saturday, they only serve steak and chips. The steaks go from the small 12oz to the big 40oz; at the reasonable price of £1/oz. I ordered my 16 oz blue (it comes in a hot plate and finishes cooking on the table). Mmmmm
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Buen Ayre in Broadway Market (next to Boyce Towers)
serve the best steaks I have ever eaten. And Argentine black pudding which is a relevation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Mmmm I love the argentine black pudding
and the way they cook the pancreas too. I've been told I should go to Buen Ayre, but I don't know when next time I'll be in London with money. And soon I'll be in Buenos Aires eating a proper Argentinian steak :)))
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I read pancreas
as placenta.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

No, thanks
I'm not planning eating that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

*has envy*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Don't :(
I try to talk about it as little as possible because I can feel people liking me a bit less for it... But I'm getting more and more excited, so I can't promisse I'll keep quiet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

yeah, you get told off if you talk about significant events in your life around these parts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I know
But that's just them being jealous. They lack significant events. How's yours?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I really wish I was a black scottsman so I could offer women some of my "black pudding".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

"Would you like to batter my black pudding?"
See, perfect, if only I was black and had a scottish girl in the vasinity.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)