Being a national treasure

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Are you not content with being a B3ta treasure?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

urgggh pass me the sick bag.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Bob
I was leading up to a 'Cash Converters' joke and you've ruined it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

You shut up the pair of yez.
I would be like Gracie Fields and Paul O'Grady with a touch of Ethel Merman, but not Vera fucking Lynn.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Hello scouse, stopped looking at your finger now
that prince twat stole your thunder?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

The ring is in Hatton Fucking Garden getting resized
We shall be reunited on Saturday and I'll have it in time for Grandad's funeral. In yo FACE, WAG cousins.
Apparently I should not take time out of the eulogy to say "I'm not a spinster no mo'!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Sorry to hear about your grand father.
You okay?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

this
x
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Will you stop putting kisses after ever post of mine you reply to.
Save them for your boyfriend Felix.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

It's not a kiss, it's a target for my sniper you helmet
x (NOW HANZ, NOW!!)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

*ping*
That bounced off his helmet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

You're not wrong.
It's gone a bit purple.

I'll put that down to bruising.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

bruising excessive masturbation
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

It's like a bloody stump Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

We expected it a long time ago and he'd defied all the doctors' predictions
He had a good long happy life, then got ill, but went peacefully in the end.
Nervous about the eulogy but I'll just have to get on with it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I had to do the eulogy for my father in law.
I hate to say this, but reading it was one of the most difficult things I've ever had to do.

I hope it goes well for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I did Nana's last year and my shoe fell off as I got up from the pew!
But as they've asked me again I'm guessing I was ok.
I found it harder writing it than reading it, but my cousin was on standby in case I went off my cake.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

I'm sure you'll do a fantastic job.
It is the worst job in the world, but at the same time, you do get to say your own, special goodbye. And people will acknowledge your thoughts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Just got to make sure I get a little memory from each kid and each grandkid
so it's not all about my view of him.
We used to sneak off to pubs, drink port and smoke roll-ups while I was meant to be studying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

What a fantastic memory.
Smoking and drinking and avoiding work will all remind you of him. With that sort of behaviour, he'll never be far from you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

We also shared the guilty pleasure of Sunset Beach
Ah, it'll be fine. Ta Jeff :D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

No problem mate.
When in the funeral?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Monday
Gets me out of a meeting where I have to do a presentation.
He's helping me skive again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

You'll be giving a much more difficult presentation.
I hope it goes well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)