My fucking arse.
I don't need a royal wedding to be obsessed with castles. I've visited what must by now be most of them in Englamd and Wales, and my brother's godfather lives in Windsor Castle so over the years I've been there as a guest dozens of times.

Castles fucking rule.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:20, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I knew you'd bite.
I win.

Sounds great though, I think you should keep it at yours, that way it'll be something she always associates with coming to see you, especially when you say that Santa left it for her at your house deliberately.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I don't joke when it comes to castles, hill forts, stone circles and/or burial mounds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Dedication to the cause there Monty.
That's what you need, if you wanna be a record breaker.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I'm more of a "fort" man
especially Roman forts
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Oh I'm down with forts too.
Vindolanda at Hadrian's Wall used to have a great reconstructed one. It's not there now, I fear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Vindolanda certainly is still there
Not been for years though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Me neither but I fucking love it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Give me a shout should you ever visit our frozen Northern wastes
and we'll go
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

have you been to Raglan yet?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Sounds awesome.......
but where is this Englamd that you mention? (sorry but I find it hard to believe that nobody has pointed this out...)
And the answer is to have the castle at Boyce Towers so she has stuff there as well..........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)