Because it implies that you need praying for,
and therefore that you are in some way deficient in their eyes. In all my years of being dragged to church, I never heard an intercessionary prayer along the lines of "so-and-so is a lovely chap, please make nice things happen to him" it was always "is dying of the plague" or "has behaved in a way contrary to our teachings and needs to be brought back into the fold".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You are the lead character from "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit"
And I claim my free lesbian sex.
(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Eh what?
Stop making references to things I don't know or care about. In this case I am referring to whatever "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit" is, as I have spent countless hours researching lesbian sex on the internet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)