That last thread has gone a bit sour.
What would you go for.

Tea and Biscuits or Coffee and Cake?

Alt: When did you last help a random stranger?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:14, 148 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't help strangers because I'm far too superior.
Oh and tea and biscuits but coffee and chocolate.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Depends on my mood
usually tea and biscuits, but sometimes coffee and cake is just needed viscerally.

Alt Q: I help them all the time. It's annoying but a reflex kicks in and I end up helping them without wanting to. A few weeks back I spent fifteen minutes helping an old Japanese lady with her parcels at the post office. Then ended up sitting near her in Starbucks and she kept smiling and waving at me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's quite funny :)

Two weekends ago Mark spent 30min helping one of my neighbours to carry his new heavy sofa upstairs (5 floors). He got a bottle of wine for it :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Tea and biscuits for a Saturday
Coffee and cake for during the week please!

Alt A:
I end up helping people on and off the Metro all the time and up the stairs at my stop when the lift is knackered again. I also helped Lesley Garrett with her bags off the train from London a while ago

/namedropper
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Coffee & cake would be most welcome
I helped an old man yesterday who fell over. I'm a fucking hero.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

But if you hadn't tripped him up in the first place.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

If you know of a better distraction technique when pick-pocketing...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

What about tea and cakes?
I could do with a nice bit of carrot cake right about now
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'm waiting to see what Psychochomp says and then agreeing with him.
He's probably read books on the subject.

And helped out on the cake stall at the MK Annual Fair.
(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Don't be mean to him now
Can't you see he hasn't said a word for a while?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

usually tea and biscuits
but coffee cake is wonderful stuff

I like to think I help people, but it's usually in such small ways I don't remember it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Coffee and cake in the morning
Tea and biscuits in the afternoon
Fine ale and the carcass of an animal in the evening.

Alt: Good question. It doesn't seem to be the done thing in London as the 'random strangers' who need 'help' are just trying to extort money out of you, and I can't remember when I last had occasion to help a mother up some stairs with a pram.

Edit: And to every cunt who sat idly by and watched me struggle to keep my bass and amp politely out of your way on the 452 the other day, thanks for fucking nothing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Sad times.
London isn't a very helpful place is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

It depends
I've helped people in London- and I've also been helped by people on occasion mostly with directions etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Nope.
Trouble is, it's soured me. I'm not averse to helping people get their luggage or prams down stairs or off trains, but normally when someone who seems to know you as "mate" asks if you can do them a "favour" I know damn well they're going to ask me for money. As a result, when some chap asked me the other night whether he could use my phone to call his sister, despite him not looking the sort to do so, I couldn't bring myself to trust him not to run off with it. What kind of cunt has this city turned me into?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I'll say
A suspicious cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I'll say
a sensible cunt
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

About a year ago I met a crying, bleeding girl with a massive black eye outside the tube station,
claiming she'd had a fight with her boyfriend and he'd turned abusive and begging train fare home.

She's since tried the same line on me three more times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I once gave £10 for a taxi
to a man who'd been dumped by his wife, no money, no house, no nothing, so he could go to his mother's for the night.

I've seen him several times on the same corner, telling the same story.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Cheeky cow
Give her something real to cry about*


*probably best if you don't
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Whilst I was impressed that she was willing to let her boyfriend/pimp/partner-in-crime smack her in the face for her art,
no more money for her.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

It was probably make-up
or she really is in an abusive relationship and desperately needs help...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

*shrug*
I no longer care either way. THIS IS WHAT LONDON DOES TO YOU.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I want ale and the carcass of an animal now
If I finally move to London we two have to meet for a proper beer session, and I'll break my diet that day, just for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

i don't drink tea or coffee
so i'll have the biscuits and the cake, please.

assisting randoms - on here, with free legal advice, on a fairly regular basis (different randoms though)!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I notice absolutely no mention of helping randoms.
Too busy scoffing the cakes to care I don't wonder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

read it again dicklick

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

That's an EDIT
Bint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I always seem to be helping little old ladies get things from high shelves in supermarkets.
My only delight in being tall.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Do you get the little old ladied to reach you things from the bottom shelves?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Little old ladies can't bend.
Have you tried bending one? It's virtually impossible.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

If you can find them pre-hip replacement you can normally get some movement.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

yeah
means they never fit in the small envelopes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Oh yes, I'm always getting things for people from high shelves

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Surely that
and the ability to charge at shorter people boobally?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

boobally?
nice word
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

cake and milk...with ice
alt: I gave a homeless man some money a while back but that's about it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yay for helping a bum!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

he said "God bless you" and I wanted to cry

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Because he had delusional views about religion?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I HATE it when they do that
I've had some who practically back me into a corner pleading their sob-story case for a few quid and then have the nerve to say "Thank you, I'll pray for you."

Look pal, I'm sure you mean well, but you've practically mugged me at whinge-point, you could at least not fucking insult my intelligence afterward...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

so you're now saying people cannot
express their religious views, EVEN if it is meant in a nice way?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

He felt judged.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I don't know why it gets my back up as much as it does
Thinking about it, it has more to do with the fact I just find it an incredibly condescending thing to say.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Because it implies that you need praying for,
and therefore that you are in some way deficient in their eyes. In all my years of being dragged to church, I never heard an intercessionary prayer along the lines of "so-and-so is a lovely chap, please make nice things happen to him" it was always "is dying of the plague" or "has behaved in a way contrary to our teachings and needs to be brought back into the fold".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

You are the lead character from "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit"
And I claim my free lesbian sex.
(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Eh what?
Stop making references to things I don't know or care about. In this case I am referring to whatever "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit" is, as I have spent countless hours researching lesbian sex on the internet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I believe in God.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Then I shall say no more on this
As I don't believe in God, and debates of this nature always turn into arguments.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I don't have debates on it because I really don't care about anyone else's views on it.
I know how I feel and that's all that matters to me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

That's fair enough.
I've got pretty fixed views and I'm not looking to get into an argument or debate over it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I hate getting into debates about it because for me it's very personal.
I respect your right to believe whatever you believe. It's your business, none of mine :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

And we still love you regardless.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

gonna back you up here, me too
since it always feels like you're saying something controversial when you admit it these days

mind you - I'm not going to have a god/no god debate on here. People always assume too much and listen too little (on both sides)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

God and the internet
have a rocky relationship.

For my part, I don't care if other people believe in God or not. It only gets my back up when people tell me that I should.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

It must be true.
There's a book written about it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

*reigns in the ranting machine*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

That wasn't a dig at you btw.
Just linking to the last thread.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

fair enough

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Thought you should take it as read that she thinks you're a silly billy for believing in fairies.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

i'm not gonna rise to this btw

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Did the sky fairies give you the strength of will not to?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

whatever
heretic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Innit!

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I only get annoyed when people
feel the need to assume what I believe (ie they assume I hate gay people or some such shit) and rant about how I must be an idiot.

As I say, there are twats on both sides of the argument
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

And peados on both sides of the fence as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

OMG THIS
I hate that the most. I don't force my views on anyone, yet most people here like to jump down your throat about theirs. Who asked you anyway? I don't tell you what to believe.
They don't even know anything about my feelings on religion.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

You're Christian
You hate muslims and gays and pinko leftists.

Obviously.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

She only hates pinko leftists because she's a merkin

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Shut up, Commie.

( Kroney, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

WOLVERINES!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Are they kind of warm and quivery
like a sneeze, only better.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

^ This is possibly the most peculiar thing I've read all day

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

it's incredibly accurate though, even with the snotty after effects

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

nice!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Bloody hell! they're everywhere.
; )
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

The interent just became a 2.3% sadder place for me on finding out this news.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

It's funny you should say that
Because I often feel like I'm treading on thin ice when I admit I'm atheist. In fact, on here is the only place where I don't feel this is the case. (Indeed, that we have both used the word 'admit' implies there's a discernible social stigma with having come down on one side of the fence or the other)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

so there we have it
it's a social crime to have an opinion *sads*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Oh no, certainly not.
It's only a crime when yours is the wrong opinion.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I beg to differ!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Yeah, well you would, being a massive bumder and all

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Perhaps that's it
The only acceptable option is to shrug your shoulders and grunt in indifference.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I actually find people who refuse to commit one way or another even more annoying
You've gotta have an opinion Marvin!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

An opinion is not so much the problem as the subject.
We find it hard to understand how you can believe in a God and you probably find it hard to understand how we can't.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

This is a very good point.
I can understand why religion might have come about, and why people might have begun to believe in a deity, but with all due respect to Crunchy and Kristine, I really do struggle to understand how people can believe in one these days.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

i have no problem at all with people not believing
it's a very personal thing which can only be answered by the individual.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

the subject isn't a problem, it's how people express their opinions
when you're calling someone names for something they personally believe in then it's a problem

if I were to say "I don't actually believe 2+2=4." then call me an idiot, because it's proven to be true
you cannot prove there is not a God anymore than I can prove that there is
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Tea and biscuits AND coffee and cake
/internet lolfatty blog

A tiny old woman asked me to walk her across the road the other day, because last time she did it she fell over. So I said yes, got her to the middle, pushed her over and ran away.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

^ AAOTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

something something
something something something.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

dark side?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Something something complete

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Everybody was staring at me
out of admiration. "If only I'd thought of a jape like that" they were thinking.

Well they didn't. I did. Suckers.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Tea and biscuits
Alt: I helped a guy with a wheelchair onto the bus last week. I don't know if he wanted to get on, but it's the thought that counts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Just imbed a home sweet home picture in this thread
you're fooling no one.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Imbed?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I got my vowels confused
embed
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I imbibed one the other day
It played havoc with me bowels.
(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

fooling noone in bed, more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Noone
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

how very sexually liberated
i had a tenant called mr noone once. i was a hairsbreadth away from making a total tit of myself and asking to speak to "mr no-one" but my colleague pointed out how stupid that was and saved me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

No-Onelols.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I got an email last week from a Chris Dresser
Bets on if he got called Cross in school?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

What, after the bass player in Ultravox?

(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Bees do the what now?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I found a Mrs O'nion in some data yesterday
She's a Chef. I think someone might be taking the piss...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I found out yesterday that one of our development team's wife is called
Pretti Dhull
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

i also had a tenant called
nahida mann. say it out loud.

and several michael hunts. none of them went by the name mike, strangely enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I know two people called Mike Cox

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

One of my clients is a Mr. P. Quick
Every time I laugh and laugh AND LAAAAUUUUUGH
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

EVERY time?
or the first time heartily, the second time less so, and the third time in wry acknowledgment that this is as good as your day in the office is going to get?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Every. Single. Time.
After preparing his accounts I continue laughing through my working day, during the commute home, during my evening meal, I go to sleep laughing and wake up laughing. At some point the next day I forget why I was laughing, and then I remember "P. Quick" and it starts all over again.

But then I am quite mad.


Wibble.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

well.
it's, erm, good advice for life in general is his name, i suppose.

another tablet? good boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

There's a whole string of them about
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_O%27Nions
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

You spell it Kris Kross.
*jumps jumps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh come on, that's pretty much the same as the Ultravox joke that I've just done.
Cuh!
(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Kris Kross were better than Ultravox though.
Also until now I had no idea what their bass player was called. So there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Pfft. At least he could put his clothes on the right way round.

(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Pre-Midge Urine they were OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I quite often do free bits of design work for people
'Cause I'm nice like that, and 'cause I get bored easily.

I care neither for tea or coffee, but sometimes just take whichever one I'm offered.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I didn't stab a chugger who knocked on my door the other day
Even though:
It was 8pm.
He interrupted my enjoyment of Fallout: New Vegas.
I had to turf my scatty cat off my lap, which meant that when I sat down again she had to go through her usual sitting-down routine of waving her arse in my face while she proddy-prods my lap with her clawed feet.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

tea and biscuits every time
I ain't no forrin.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I had you down as a Bovril man Lighty
Beefy-tea, full of football win!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

This is the 3rd option
Bovril and pie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

But what pie would you go for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

They do Chicken Balti ones
at Sunderland. Nommy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I first had a Chicken Balti pie some 20-odd years back away at Walsall
It then became a 'must-do' away fixture, purely for the food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

never tried it
I drink green tea or masala chai at work as they don't need milk and regular tea at all other times.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Bovril
"Liquid beef and brown confusion."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Tea and biscuits! Tea and biscuits!
Oh, I want tea and biscuits so badly now!

I don't know, I usually help people with big bags or buggies to get in and out of the train, and pick things if they have dropped them on the floor (and give them back) Does that count?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It does count.
Well done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Thank you Jeff
If you say so, I'll keep doing it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I think you'll carry on doing it regardless of if I tell you to or not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Ok
I will.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Woo-Hoo!
I've just seen a trailer for www.channel4.com/programmes/beenys-restoration-nightmare on the telly.

To quote Beeny, 'If we don't get this restored, we could go under'

And if someone does go under financially you usually hear that they've 'lost their shirt' maybe it'll be this series that Sarah Beeny gets her tits out?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

*crosses fingers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I wonder how many times she'll go from heavily pregnant to not during the program.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

She must have about 3 billion kids.
But I'd imagine they were all well fed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Sarah Beeny has big boobs.
/I thought this should be recorded somewhere on the internet for the future.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

...and herpes, sadly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Surely you're thinking of Kirstie Allsopp?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I'm not, no.
Although I do find her strangely attractive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Her smile is unsettling.
Though the lack of herpes is a plus. How the hell do you know that about Beeny?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

tea and biscuits
I like helping random strangers, they look so relieved when I don't mug them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)