I believe to be a successful QOTW user, you need to be tremendously adept at lying.
As well as having a striking lack of talent or comprehension when speaking to females.
Out of costume.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The chicks only show me love
when I'm in my LARPing gear*.


*my best chat-up line is to stammer, wet myself, look at the floor and mutter 'get your LARPing gear round this, you level nine paladin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Level 9?
Paedo.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I taught you everything you know.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

*makes replica 'portal gun', whatever the fuck that is*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I didn't make it,
my friends are just geeks.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

but did you teach him everything you know?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

That's imposible, I know it all.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)