Good Morning Fiction Fans!
How's QOTW lately?
I haven't looked in months, but I can only assume it's the same high grade bullshit and pandering at big birds?

Using a shittometer, how shit is QOTW?

1 being moderately shitty, as in the lies are getting stale.
Or on the other hand a whopping TEN could be scored, if one of you is James Bond of the Internet, much similar to the regular James Bond but he plays World of Warcraft and sweats as he walks. No birds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:52, 31 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My real name is James
I sweat and I play video games. Not WoW mind.

A solid 8 I think.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

*Ripple of Applause*
We could hold an impromptu QOTW user's Anonymous session right here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I like this idea.
What group would you be in?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Bad, fat, dole-cunt.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

No, I'M more upset!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

You're really getting into this /qotw thing,
Maybe you should stay here.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I'd need to build up my acne.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

One of my middles name is James. My sister was interviewed by MI6.
I fail on the WoW/Red Dwarf scale though.

However, I am a prodigious liar - I'm a reasonable 7, I feel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I believe to be a successful QOTW user, you need to be tremendously adept at lying.
As well as having a striking lack of talent or comprehension when speaking to females.
Out of costume.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

The chicks only show me love
when I'm in my LARPing gear*.


*my best chat-up line is to stammer, wet myself, look at the floor and mutter 'get your LARPing gear round this, you level nine paladin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Level 9?
Paedo.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I taught you everything you know.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

*makes replica 'portal gun', whatever the fuck that is*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I didn't make it,
my friends are just geeks.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

but did you teach him everything you know?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

That's imposible, I know it all.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I would say a pretty solid 7.5
I'm a prodigious liar.

Oh, and did I ever mentioned how funny and entertaining your posts are?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

No.
Never.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

There's probably a good reason for that then.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I feel left out as none of my names are James.
This is all your fault, JMG.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

This is understandable.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Despite not being born at the time
Fleming based the character of James Bond on me.

Ditto the writers of Die Hard and Boogie Nights
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Do you always wear roller skates and a vest then?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

if I was Heather Graham I would never leave the house

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

and I'd pay attention to what you post.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

He is Mr Claypole
AICM agonising death from AIDS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Claypole from Rentaghost?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

James is my middle name
It's hovering around the 7 mark at the minute, but I think it'll only take one decent QOTW to make it at least a 4 again.

And the likelihood of a TEN is low while Det. Roota is around, as Craig seems to have run off again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Sorry - I thought this was the lunch thread.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)