Yeah, it's a couple of months old
last week his missus asked if I wanted to see footage of her (the baby) holding a spoon on her iphone, because I didn't answer immediately and enthusiastically that YES I WOULD LOVE TO SEE FOOTAGE OF HER HOLDING A SPOON she got a bit funny with me.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hormones innit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

She sure did
moan that is
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

eye fank ewe

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

You are the Chuckle Brothers AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

To me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

To you!

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

To me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Did I tell you my Chuckle Brothers anecdote?
I cannot actually be bothered to go into detail if not, but it involves a Chuckle Brother, Ibiza, 25 scouse car theives and a carrier bag full of cocaine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

This I want to hear.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

One of them, if not both,
has some exceedingly dodgy mates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Is that it?
I was hoping for a fantastic story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

No it's a great deal more involved
but the tale is fucking mental in itself, and my pal to whom it all happened just turned round in the stolen Merc he's driven to ibiza as part of a convoy consisting of scouse thieves and realised that his passenger was Barrie (or the other) Chuckle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Sure your mate wasn't stoned?
He might have had 'Chuckle vision'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Admit you laughed Blousie.
ADMIT. YOU. LAUGHED.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I may have smirked.
BUT I DIDN'T LAUGH.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

What do I have to do to make you laugh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Show her your 'penis'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

That would be a good starting point.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

That would be a good starting point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Strikethrough doesn't make sense.
Ah! does now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

100% sure.
He begged my pal never to tell anyone he was there. My pal promised that he wouldn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Your pal lied.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

He did, didn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Good for him!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

*uses imagination*

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)