Early Evening Thread
What are you doing this evening?

Alt: What would you rather be doing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:23, 178 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I might be meeting some friends for a few drinks and a chat
Alt: I'd rather be getting fucked up, and laughing at others attempting karaeoke.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Going to see my mate and his baby
Alt Q: Anything that doesn't involve the faint smell of baby shit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Have you met the baby before? Or do you have to pretend the baby
is cute/sweet/lovely/delightful and all the other things you are supposed to say?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Yeah, it's a couple of months old
last week his missus asked if I wanted to see footage of her (the baby) holding a spoon on her iphone, because I didn't answer immediately and enthusiastically that YES I WOULD LOVE TO SEE FOOTAGE OF HER HOLDING A SPOON she got a bit funny with me.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Hormones innit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

She sure did
moan that is
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

eye fank ewe

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

You are the Chuckle Brothers AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

To me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

To you!

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

To me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Did I tell you my Chuckle Brothers anecdote?
I cannot actually be bothered to go into detail if not, but it involves a Chuckle Brother, Ibiza, 25 scouse car theives and a carrier bag full of cocaine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

This I want to hear.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

One of them, if not both,
has some exceedingly dodgy mates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Is that it?
I was hoping for a fantastic story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

No it's a great deal more involved
but the tale is fucking mental in itself, and my pal to whom it all happened just turned round in the stolen Merc he's driven to ibiza as part of a convoy consisting of scouse thieves and realised that his passenger was Barrie (or the other) Chuckle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Sure your mate wasn't stoned?
He might have had 'Chuckle vision'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Admit you laughed Blousie.
ADMIT. YOU. LAUGHED.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I may have smirked.
BUT I DIDN'T LAUGH.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

What do I have to do to make you laugh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Show her your 'penis'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

That would be a good starting point.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

That would be a good starting point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Strikethrough doesn't make sense.
Ah! does now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

100% sure.
He begged my pal never to tell anyone he was there. My pal promised that he wouldn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Your pal lied.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

He did, didn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Good for him!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

*uses imagination*

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Nothing!
Something!
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

1. Your mum
2. Your dad

I cannot believe I have sunk so low as to be cracking such lame jokes. It's only a short step from here to Nombies and kittums.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Hahaha!
Not so hip now are you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

It's OK Monty.
I still love you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

That's OK then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I'm having a second crack at Hendrix Night
which was my plan for last night that went awry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Oh? What broke?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

'Download error: free users cannot download more than one file at once'
My wondrous benefactor has sourced me the box set in four separate files now, so all should be well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

What are you having for dinner this evening?
Bread and condensed milk sandwiches?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Catalan chicken and chorizo, and a bottle of Montepulciano d'Abruzzo.
I suck at being poor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I'm surprised you passed over commenting on the bread and condensed milk sandwiches.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Tiswas, right?
OOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Correct!
Algernon Winston Spencer Castlereagh Razzmatazz
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

playing poker
alt q: playing poker and having sex.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Who are you playing poker with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Not the Skull Spark Joker, I hope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

druggy friends, it's the easiest game ever. A load of dealers comparing dick size whilst I rig the deck and cheat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Does it not get confusing?
Surely it makes sense for you to take turns dealing.

(See what I did there?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I actually chuckled aloud then.
I may steal, adapt and use that joke this evening.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

You might as well.
I've got no use for it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

If you poker you would be having sex.
Badum tish!
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

heh
The best Bob can hope for is 'one good hand'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Even that's rigged.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

So do you play for cash
Or drugs?

'I'll match your quarter, and raise you an eighth'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

he'd be finished by the flop too

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

He'll have no chance of going 'all in'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Cash, 20 sheets in winner takes the lot but 2nd get's their stake back.
You are on fire today with the puns. I am off, I need to get some food.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

is there no limit to these puns?

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

can anyone chip in?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I see no problem in you taking a turn

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I'd have posted earlier but I've been under the gun all day.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Ouch.
Alreet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Not too bad. A bit knackered and in dire need of a pint, though.
I shall sort that out in short order. You good?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

1) work
2) drugs
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

What are your MDs of choice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Quincy!

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Doogie Howser!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaay

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I've been quite boringly unindulgent/unexperimental on that front I'm afraid
I'd far rather have a joint than a pint, generally. And speed was a lot of fun, but I've only tried it once.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

We should get Monty two write a 'Drugs for Dummies' guidebook
Start off with a bit of weed in chapter one, moving on to a full blown smack problem by the end of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I'm alright thanks
Some things I'd really prefer not to dabble in!
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

You'd be right.
You stick to weed and boys and you'll be fine.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

weedy boys!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Crikey no
they're no fun at all. Boys who come back to mine for a cuddle and a smoke, however...
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Quite the entertainer are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Visitors to my flat
are encouraged to make themselves at home, yes. I offer a range of intoxicants, cake and an awful lot of dvds.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Same here but without the intoxicants.
Apart from booze.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Sounds equally perfect.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Cider and cake.
It sounds perfect.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Yep
it's pretty good.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)

I want to visit now :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Feel free!
You are more than welcome to stay over if you ever find yourself in Birmingham :)
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Thanks :)
and we should definitely have a drink when you come down for interview
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)

IF I get an interview
I shall be sure to call in!
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I feel pretty confident that you will
I'll take you to the good pubs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

How many DVDs have you got?
And how many of them are wanky chick-flicks?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Errrrm
at the last count over 250. And very few - I'm not a big fan of chick flicks. Most of it is comedy and drama/action.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Cool
What's your favourite?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Tough call
Depends on my mood. I don't really have 'a' favourite so much as about 20 of them.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Favourite comedian?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Ross Noble, probably
*awaits slagging by Monty* Also Bill Bailey, Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks etc.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I don't think Monty is around, so if you'll allow me...
'berk, you slag!'

(I've missed the point again, haven't I?)

I like Bill Bailey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I love him to bits
was not overly impressed when I went to see Tinselworm live, though.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

You love Monty
You love Monty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Come down for a Tayyabs jaunt and I'll sort you out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Haha, cheers
but I fear I would make a spectacle of myself. I have visions of you being like the dealer in Withnail & I - 'If I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to..'
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

working
anything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Pulling another late one this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

sadly yes
then walking home. and not eaten yet today at all. so swooning home, really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Very bad Swipey.
Not good for your metabolism.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Isn't swooning normally
a good thing?

as in, 'I met (insert random name, actually, lets call this random Jeff) and I just swooned!'

Or are you thinking you'll need to get some food sooner rather than later?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

My mother is flying over to visit
she gets into Oxford at about midnight. Before that I may have dinner with a friend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

It'll be a bit later to get dinner afterwards.
Have dinner before midnight.

That is my advice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

It's good advice
I will heed it by having dinner at 9
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Wise.
How long is your mother in town?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

she flies home Saturday afternoon
so just a brief visit.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)

It's a couple of days where, if you box clever
You can get spoilt!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

I rather hope so!
How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)

I'm good cheers!
Had a good day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)

It was okay
until I drank a smoothie proclaiming itself to be mango and orange, which turned out to have a large percentage of apple and banana in it- both fruits which I am intolerant to.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I hope you complained.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I'm going to write to them
that makes three complaint letters. I've never written one before, but three different things have pissed me off in the last week
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Who else is going to experience your wrath?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Cape Town wine
for not advertising the fact it was 5.5% volume on the front of their label and sporting an identical label to rest of the range.

And Toni and Guy for the shit hairdresser
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Fuckin' do it.
Was the wine significantly cheaper than the rest of the range?

How shit was the Toni and Guy experience?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)

You can't actually complain about the wine
if it's actually written on the label.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)

I suppose you could argue he same about the smoothie if it was written on the label too?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

I think I have a point
given that the apple and banana was a higher content than the mango and orange put together
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

If you're intolerant to apples and bananas you should be staying away form smoothies
as any fule kno that apple and banananananana gets used to bulk out any smoothie.

Plus it was written on the label so that's all the reply will say.

But you should complain about your hairdresser, he'd done a terrible job last time I saw you.

You had used them last time I saw you right?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I never drink smoothies
but thought I'd try something new since I was in a rush and they were out of Red Bull
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Well
I'm not that bothered about a refund or whatever. I'm just annoyed that three wines stored together had identical labels and were priced the same (2 bottles for £7) slightly cheaper than usual but not by an unusual amount, and had in tiny print on the back 5.5%, while the rest were 11.5% or whatever.

And Toni and Guy were massively shit. The more I think about it, the more I think the hairdresser had a real problem
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Complain anyway.
It's fun.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)

I'm very bad at complaining
but given the hairdresser did a shit job, and was actually quite nasty I feel I should do
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

They won't improve or get any better unless the get feedback.
Especially negative feedback.

How were they rude to you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

She told me
my haircolour was 'bland.' It'd been raining as I walked in so my hair was damp already and she complained it was lank and too long. Then she lopped about two extra inches off, the two or three I'd indicated made a mess of my fringe and left it looking incredibly dull and lifeless
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Definitely complain to the boss.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I made a really funny joke up there
but no-ones made any comment.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Stop changing your name,
It's confusing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

I saw it
But I know what ladies can be like about their hair and if they've not had the cut they want, they can get vicious!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

that's because it wasn't really funny

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

depends if I get paid or not
if I do then I'll be going shopping
if not then I'll be sitting at home

alt: I'd rather be getting a back rub
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Is it payday?
That is usually a guide for if you'll get paid or not.

If you do get paid, what will you go shopping for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

nah, but sometimes I get paid a day early!
I will go shopping for socks and knickers. Fun fun.
Also, thinking about a home waxing kit.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Do you want to make candles
Or treat surf boards?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

remove the hair from my legs
I don't have a personal shaver and it's too expensive to get someone to do it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

That sounds painful.
Ripping hair from legs has got to smart a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

yeah, it's not so fun from your eyebrows
not too worried with finding out about the downstairs area, tho
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Not too worried because you don't think it'll cause any pain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

not too worried because I tried it once and never ever ever again

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I got a home bikini waxing kit once
Never again. Seriously. Never. Again. Pulling them out one by one with rusty BBQ tongs would hurt less.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Jesus Christ.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)

haha yeah this, then I tried a hair removal cream, and medicated ointment
I quite think herpes may hurt less than that
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

man, us girls are dumb
although a male friend of mine once put wax strips on his bollock. Then thought "hold on bollock skin is pretty loose"

apparently it hurt A LOT
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

I don't even have bollocks
and my eyes watered reading that. What a dumb twat!
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Similar thing happened to a mate.
Hearing up the pain was bad enough.

Him insisting of showing us all his bruised bollock in the pub with unneccassary.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)

same guy used to like
demonstrating how he could pull out his own pubes, he rules
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

that's my biggest fear
that skin will come off
maybe I'll just stick to shaving...
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)

i got a thing that pulls out all the hairs
it's pretty good. Not so painful as wax, not so prickly as shaving
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

epillator!
yeurgh!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)

I tried one of them
and it fucking caned. Not as bad as wax but plenty bad enough!
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:57, Reply)

mine wasn't so bad
and each time I use it it seems to be less bad

or I've broken my leg nerves
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)

You're all a bunch of wusses.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Pfft.
My flesh is still young and tender!
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)

You do have a point : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Reading all these posts reminds me just how easy the life of the bloke is.^
*Bliss!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

We do all this for you lot.
And what thanks do we get.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Okay.
On behalf of all men, may I say.

'Ladies, thanks a lot for the grooming, plucking, moisturising and shaving you do.

But Blousie is wrong.

You don't do it for us, you do it for yourselves.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Bollox.
If men didn't mind hairy armpits and legs then I wouldn't bother.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)

"I wasn't expecting sex"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Tonight I shall be heading off shortly to chair my dive club's meeting.
The subject being "look, the membership is dwindling, no-one's diving anymore, the pool fees cost more per month than we make in membership, let's just wrap the whole thing up, sell the assets, split the profit and have a big fucking party, eh?"

Afterwards I shall drink beer and get drunk.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Is one of the reasons membership is down
because no one talk about dive-club?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Pretty much.
Nah, when I joined 15 years ago we had 65 members, mostly active divers, a big fucking boat, and free rental of a boathouse nearby. Then we started to get charge rent (fair enough) people's jobs changed, they started to have babies, club politics started getting arsey, "I'm not diving with him" sort of stuff. Now we have 17 paying members, a smaller boat, no where to keep it... apathy has just set in so it's time to give it up.

Plus, if we do actually go into debt, then all of the committee (myself included) are liable for that debt, not the members.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I will be NOT WRITING REPORTS!!
w00t! all done

I'd like to add going to see some friends to my evening, but mostly I think it will be sleeping and arsing about on here. But not reports!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Well done on getting them all done!
Feeling better now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)

mostly better now, just ate crisps. I consider this a win
although I just realised I still have 4 UCAS reports still to write :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)

I'm sitting in trying to get the new Call of Duty to work on my PC. I downloaded it but I'm not too good at this sort of thing, downloaded Football Manager fine but COD is well confusing.
I'd rather be sitting in actually playing it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I'm pulling nasal hair out, whilst waiting for a lift engineer
Alt: I'm already living the dream
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:11, Reply)

I'm phoning round to get quotes to fix my leaky combi boiler.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I just did a blog post, please can you all go YAY, YOU'RE AWESOME GONZ in reply to it, and maybe click it too =)
blog.90nz0.com/2010/11/18/living-with-friends-vs-mum-vs-on-your-own/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Good blogging!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Going to have a bath soon
my kidneys are in agony. Man I feel rough.

Alt: I'd rather still be over at my friend's, chatting and having a great time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)