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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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playing poker
alt q: playing poker and having sex.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Who are you playing poker with?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Not the Skull Spark Joker, I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)
druggy friends, it's the easiest game ever. A load of dealers comparing dick size whilst I rig the deck and cheat

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
Does it not get confusing?
Surely it makes sense for you to take turns dealing.

(See what I did there?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)
I actually chuckled aloud then.
I may steal, adapt and use that joke this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)
You might as well.
I've got no use for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)
If you poker you would be having sex.
Badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
heh
The best Bob can hope for is 'one good hand'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Even that's rigged.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
So do you play for cash
Or drugs?

'I'll match your quarter, and raise you an eighth'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
he'd be finished by the flop too

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
He'll have no chance of going 'all in'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)
Cash, 20 sheets in winner takes the lot but 2nd get's their stake back.
You are on fire today with the puns. I am off, I need to get some food.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)
is there no limit to these puns?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)
can anyone chip in?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)
I see no problem in you taking a turn

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)
I'd have posted earlier but I've been under the gun all day.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Ouch.
Alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Not too bad. A bit knackered and in dire need of a pint, though.
I shall sort that out in short order. You good?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

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