i wouldn't slaughter the elderly but i could go for a ritual sacrifice this morning
let's start with the enormously obese african-american couple who forced their way onto an overcrowded piccadilly line tube this morning together with their suitcases. which should be banned during the rushhour. if you can't afford a taxi or a coffee until after 10am, you can't afford a holiday.

anyway, the woman was clearly not fitting in, so she rammed her suitcase further in. at which point the handle jammed me right in my ovaries. this was a really really pleasant start to the morning. i think my exact words were "what the fuck". she finally managed to wedge her way in. but the doors wouldn't close past her enormous parcel-shelf arse. eventually they gave up and trogged off.

so yeah. my bruised ovaries would like to start with sacrificing them and any other cunts who bring suitcases on the tube, please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahahah
Officelol
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

i know
and if i'd only ridden a bike, my ovaries would be intact!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

No doubt
the suitcase were full of 'bushmeat'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Why they would want to eat that shit when they can get as many Turkey Twizlers as they want is beyond me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

burgers
and more burgers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)