Well the number of people who claim to be reincarnations...
...of pharaohs, royalty and the famous is rather overwhelming.
And they are all very sane members of society....
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

1 in 15 women used to be Cleopatra. FACT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You know
in genealogical terms you're probably not far off. It doesn't take very long in going back generations to reach a point where there are more people necessary to provide your genes today than were actually alive at the time.

You're probably partly Cleopatra, as am I.

However, past lives are only believed in by the type of open-mouthed idiots that also believe in the metaphysical healing powers of rocks.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I can cure society with hasty application of rocks to peoples faces, does that count?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I have an Aunt who claims to be a reincarnation...
...of one of Cleopatra's hand-maidens.
Oddly enough the following facts are true:
- She is twice divorced and is a total fag-hag.
- She has lots of cats.
- She raised three dysfunctional kids; the oldest ODd in 2002, her daughter is an aging 'exotic dancer' and the most functioning one is a suicidal nut job
- Was an 'expert' in power-crystals, kabbalah and astrology until they went 'out of fashion.
- Is now an 'expert' in gemetria and reiki.
Just like any religious zealout she has a tenuous grasp on reality and has devoted her life to mumbo jumbo and genuinely believes she has been helped by such faddish flights of fancy.
Sad innit?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Hugely so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Rogerthestarfish is your aunt?
Shiiiit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Ha! Very good
But otherwise, yes, tragically risible.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)