Monty - your mission for tonight.
Play the Hendrix box-set at full volume.
Set up castle.
Make catapult using elastic bands and sticks.
Soak balls of paper in lighter fuel.
Take industrial strength MDs.
'Siege' the castle by surrounding it with your army (use album covers for regiments).
Hide behind sofa (bring wine and cheese in case it is a prolonged siege) and watch the castle using reversed binoculars.
Let the drugs kick in and the mayhem commence.
Wake up late morning full of regret and massive self loathing.
Clean up mess.
Cry/Lord's Prayer/Absolution wank.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is the best plan I've heard since 'The Final Solution'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Wasn't that a single by Europe?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Dr I think I love you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)

GIMME THE NEWS!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

It's like he can see into my mind/flat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

What?
No I can't.
*hides webcam*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)