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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, you motley bunch of benders,
harridans, WoWers and general undesirables, what are you up to this weekend?

In between attending a Red Dwarf fan convention in Dudley and LARPing your little socks off, I mean, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:58, 259 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Drinking
Eating curry and watching football.

What are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Looks like I am not seeing my little one, so v disappointed about that.
Off to Winchester on Sunday to celebrate my brother's 40th - that will be excellent. Before that, I'll probably just put my feet up, stick on 'Piece of Mind' and read the latest Pratchett with a plate of nommy sammiches by my side and a veritable host of kittums gambolling about my semen-stinking bedsit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Sad news about not seeing your little 'un
Is this for a good reason or is the ex being a mentalist?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
She's off to a wedding in Brizzle - if she actually decides to go.
It's fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Is your daughter not a bit young to be travelling to Bristol on her own?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Fuck it she'll be alright, I've bought her a 4-pack and 20 JPS for the journey.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Time to dust off my child catching kit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Bobby


EDIT: In all seriousness, there are very few things that frighten me more then this freaky looking motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I used to buy drugs off a man who could have been his twin brother,
with a lovely personality to match.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Well oddly enough
I'll probably be playing a fair amount of WoW.

In between rocking out, starting fights and impregnating daughters, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I don't think I have any plans.
If anyone wants to do anything on my Awesome List, gaz me. My flatmate is blanking me and playing up to the other one, so I'm a bit miffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
What's on your awesome list?
is "rocking out" or "getting impregnated" on there?

Edit: Obviously I know "starting fights" is on there, but if you start them, then I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
It's things my friends and I need to do to better ourselves.
Lots of museums and arts and culture.

It also involves "FUCK THE HATERS" and going to a cake shop on the Walworth Road at 4am.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
What a fun house you must live in.
You must be pleased as punch. LOLOLOLOL.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
How are your lower legs? Frozen yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
He's not Han Solo, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
He's STILL WEARING SHORTS
Which still have a bumming hole as well, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
My legs are fine thank you
I shaved them so I can go faster on my bike.*

*Might be lies.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Oooh lawdy.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
And therefore might not be.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
You can touch them if you want?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Nah, you're alright thanks mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Two beers and you'll
be all over me.

Beer?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Best just have the one, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
The boy is insane.

Or from Newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Leeds, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I love him with all my heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Certifiably!
I love the cold. Makes my penis look manageable.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
The cold are good
I think people misunderstood when I said I was "really into the Blues"...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I thought you were confessing to necrophilia.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
At last, someone who understands...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Having a house party tomorrow
which involves a bit of shopping and a bit of tidying up beforehand.
And a fryup afterwards.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I'm totally coming down to London dressed in fifties burlesque gear.
Sticking a skewer of Tayyabs finest meat products in your mouth, fitting a dog collar round your neck and leading you around the flat on all fours while calling you a very very naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Just the usual then?

(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
This is the most welcome news I could possibly imagine.
Save the news that Hendrix isn't dead after all, and is actually my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Hendrix is no Eric Clapton.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Jet Lee is a better actor and fighter than Bruce Lee.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Rock'n'Roller is better than Snatch, which was like Lock Stock only with more diolog.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
The remake of The Wicker Man
with 'Nic' Cage SHITS on the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Haven't seen eaither, I'm not really into movies based in small villages, or forrests, or casinos.
With the exception of Harry Potter.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Westerns too, just can't relate.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Most are shit,
Some are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
The original is really fucking good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I shall be playing the rugby, drinking the ale and wooing the ladies

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Okay, so I won't be wooing the ladies and I might be a sub for the rugby game but there will be drinking of ale
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Drink enough and you might wake up with a hooker.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I'm not sure whether to reply with
"Fnar fnar"

or

"k v"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I shall be surreptitiously attempting to find out what LARPing is.
As I have no idea and am too embarrassed to ask.
(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Live Action Roleplay :S

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Role play that doesn't usually end up in sex.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

usually
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Thanks to you both. Don't tell anyone that I didn't know though will you?

(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
i didn't know either
not sure if it makes us too cool, or not cool enough.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
First girl I ever dated was a LARPer
And I can therefore confirm your statement.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Did the relationship not last because of your limp wrists?
You'd be no use in battle if all you could hit were your own legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is far funnier than it should be.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Milk, two sugars please.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Ooh, I'll milk you, sugar

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Ask Lab
He ran into a BBQ while doing it. I've heard that story a few times, and it's just not stopped being funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
That story is pivotal evidence to the 'for' camp in the karma debate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
It's also fucking hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Haha, REBOUND REBOUND REBOUND..... you sly dog, you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Oh lol, I seem to have totally called it by joking.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
What?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
No plans at all
Should hopefully be hearing whether or not I get to move in though, but I'm not certain about that. Not drinking, no fast food, and my mates missus is visiting, so I won't see him again.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I'm going for more walking and touristing with the lovely people I"m staying with, then going to stratford! :D
I'm very excited about it all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Give labs a big nommy hug from me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I will, I promise.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Watch out for the swans
and say hi to Lab!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Don't forget,
Kick - head - run.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
what's wrong with swans aside from their size?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
They can break a man's arm y'know.
I read it in a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
And in the previous thread.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I haven't read the previous thread.
*pokes tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Please laugh at Labs' chins for me!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
ahaha I'll even give them a tickle for you :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
I think that might be taking things a little far.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
he'd enjoy it though :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Can I please have some dirt on Wicca and Badger that I can use on them?
Nothing drastic, just tiny little things, like do they have a sex swing? I bet they have a sex swing. How about a room where every surface is made of PVC and is filled with johnsons oil.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I'm going to go down to the euthinasure department of the local vetonary practice and see if they need any volentiers.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Bring your own hammer

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
And turn up in a butcher's apron.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
and nothing else

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
I'm going to put a strap on, facing left, right and backwards (don't really need one facing front).
And pretend I'm the joystick in a game of packman.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
LARP subthread's up there ^

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
No plans this weekend.
But plenty for the next two, including going to see awesome local band Bessie and the Zincbuckets, who do a nice line in rockabilly covers of Motorhead, Led Zepellin and such like.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Aren't you then in Manchester the weekend after?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
They sound good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
They are.
I linked a poor quality You Tube video of them doing Ace of Spades on here a few months back. Their repertoire is phenomenal; half the time they just ask for requests from the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I saw it - but you couldn't really hear them

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Yeah, unfortunately all the videos were of equally woeful quality.
They also supported Jethro Tull up here on their tour.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Chilling out. Knackered this week. Got some massive drugs and some good books.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I find it very difficult to read when I'm hammered.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
It's fine until it starts To hurt

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I lied, it's perfectly easy to read when hammered, just incredibly difficult to retain information.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
gym tonight
then late dinner with a friend.

tomorrow is my london birthday party. amongst my presents were a crate of pink champagne and a bottle of sparkling vodka (how cool is that???), so we are all going to drink those at the flat before heading off down the kings road.

after recovery time on sun, i have a session with the personal trainer and then dinner with a client, who is absolutely lovely, but who always insists we go out on sunday nights for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Why do you think they insist on going out on Sunday?
That seems strange.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
she just says we'll have more time that way
i'm taking an ex-colleague and the client is bringing her other half, so should be a laugh. they've booked some fabulous looking indian restaurant, and i bet i'm too hungover to eat anything. my appetite's not been right since i was so sick.

on the plus side, it is massively accelerating operation stick-insect. the teacher at school actually said "girlfriend, what have you been doing to yourself, you are looking fine." it was hard not to laugh or go red, so i did both. this has hugely cheered up my friday!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
No wonder these kids can't read properly
If all of the teaching is done in some sort of 'Jive' style.

So you are swearing by the 'dysentery-diet' for quick results?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)
pretty much yeah
it's even more effective than my previous regime of starvation and obsessive exercise!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
But you were throwing up blood :(
That is a worry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)
hasn't happened since
i was just sick so many times that i hurt my throat!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
*There there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Maybe they're religious.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)
*Something about bread and wanking*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
one day
i'll send you a pic that you won't be able to un-see.

THEN you'll be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
He'll have to quit The One Show

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
TOPICALOLS

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
i like you even less
when your jokes are too clever for me. pls to explain.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

www.musicrooms.net/tv/20342-jason-manford-quits-the-one-show.html
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11794466
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
ok that was quite clever
obscure, but quite clever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I suspect I will in fact be aroused.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
you don't know what it will be a pic of
mind you, i don't know what would arouse you, come to that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I was assuming it was a photo of a loaf of bread partially inserted into your freshly waxed ladygarden

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
i am actually very offended that you think it would fit
a mini breadstick would be more appropriate for my honed and toned freshly waxed ladygarden, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

mini breadstick baguette
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Well, I'm going to try to find someone to watch my dog so the cleaning fairy can clean the house tonight.
Then the rest of the weekend will consist of me staying away from the house as much as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
*Coughs*
I can be at the airport in 3 hours, I'll 'keep an eye' on your dog for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
a japs eye on its brown eye, more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
You disgust me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Hahahahahha fucking hell, that was a little coarse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I'm glad it wasn't just me who was shocked that such FILTH.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
strange
i thought that was quite mild.

this place is ruining my genteel ladylike-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)
ladylike-ness?
You mean you're really a bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)
And not a lady?
(Calls AA)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Lady you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
NO ONE'S A LADY HERE
*definitely not angling for two memes to collide*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)
she's been a little stuffed up lately,
keeps eating my socks
I have to pull them out of her arse
so it should be nice and loose for you
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
You disgust me more.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

You disgust me more. And I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
hahaha
I'll be good to go again in a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I think I might get drunk and make a twat of myself on the internet on Saturday night.
It's something I seem to enjoy and excel at.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Good work Blousie!
When are you going to mooch around Manchester?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I don't know yet. I might not bother.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Biscuit is here.
Want to say hello?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Hello Biscuit

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Hello Biscuit!
Who's a good girl?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
She said I am.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Yay!
Get a picture of Biscuit holidng a 'hello Jeff' sign.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)
THIS I WILL DO THIS WEEKEND.
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I'll profile it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)
THE CASTLE IS HERE!
It looks ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Can't you send a link or pic?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Pictures!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
sorry to ask a really girly question
but. how are you going to wrap it? is it in a box?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Gayest of all the questions. ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)
it's practical ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Well if it's been delivered already
Then at some point, it will have been wrapped, probably in a box filled with packing paper.

Therefore, it'll be a easy enough to wrap the box.

Alt - you put it IN a box and then wrap that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
erm
now who looks TOTALLY GAY?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
You?
I just applied some cool male logic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
It's a little-known fact
that Monty is capable of spinning a fine silky substance from his lower abdomen, much like a spider, which he produces in long strands that can be used to cover practically any object.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Is that what he told you it was?
He was spinning a web of deceit.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Well, I assumed that's why he said we were playing a game of "spiderman"

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I thought 'Spiderman' was where you jizzed into your own hand
Then threw it at your missus' face shouting 'Go web go!'

Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Who's got that Rainer Wolfcastle pic?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)
He also does that "pre-web" thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I LIKE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Spak doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I shall wrap it in its box.
I shall also wrap the furniture and figurine sets I also bought separately, so as to add to the SHOCK AND AWE of my gift.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
it's a really really brilliant present

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Indeed, pictures!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Holy fuck
Your floor is coated in coke!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
...and who IS that little hottie?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
That's NOT your daughter?
Oh thank Christ, I was feeling guilty

*unzips* Our Father...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Oh christ.
It's Pink.

I trust you ordered one for Swipe as well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
They do a grey one too
but it looked too boyish: I tookk a vote from colleagues and was emphatically told NOT to get the grey one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Well order another pink one for Swipe.
She'll get all upset if she sees other children get pink things that she hasn't got.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
[something about monty and his pink thing]

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Swipe wants Monty's mighty pink turret?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
this is hardly newsworthy stuff
my drawbridge is always lowered for monty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I'm sure that Monty will unleash his 'boiling oil' in return.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Don't forget to clean your moat beforehand.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I don't think he'll ever reach the keep
He's obsessed with all things Moaty remember?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
That's excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Although not taking it to its somewhat extreme conclusion...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I do hope you remember to raise your portcullis...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
haha
you lot have made me laugh with your castle-y puns.

he can breach my ramparts too if he insists.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Oh, I insist alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
You can fuck her, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
BEST SUBTHREAD EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
come on then
show me your battering ram...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
It'll be a good 'knight' for Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
*reveals 'siege engine'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
*polishes helmet and mighy lance*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
*admires splendid lance and mighty jousting style*
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
*bums castle*
*possibly doing it wrong*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
jesus crow
that is a child's toy

what is the matter with you? someone always has to go too far and ruin it...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
You think the castle's ruined?
You should see what the splinters have done to my John Thomas...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
If it's in runies it'll become a tourist attraction and they can charge people to see it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
The castle or my penis?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Gasp in amazement as Monty unveils his trebuchet jizz-laucher.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Hahaha! Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Yup, as does the furniture.
I bought the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)
oops! deleted question.
Did you get dragons?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Nah but knights on horseback,
a jester, squires, prince, princess, king & queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
It's huge!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I've had no complaints.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
That does actually look like an awesome toy
(And in my colour as well!)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Tell me Crow.
Does your abode have air conditioning, or do you not need it because the massive flopping of your wrists creates enough of an air current to keep you cool in the summer?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
My abode is not air conditioned
And therefore when it gets hot in the summer, I like nothing better than to head down to my nearest cocktail bar, where I can teapot around an air-conditioned venue with an ice-cold pina colada barely supported by one flopping hand, and occasionally being doused in soda water when the bar staff think I'm starting to steam.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
The mental image is making grin like a lunatic.
And teapotting is fucking hilarious, if I do say so myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
holy fucker!
that's fucken sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)
It's better in real life, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I would've shit myself if I got something like that when I was a kid.
my barbie house was a set of shelves like this, but quarter of that size, and I had to paint it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Did you grow up Dickensian England?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I am pretty sure she'll like it.
Plus if I am completely honest, I am well pleased that it fucking SHITS ALL OVER the spoilt girl upstairs' doll's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

am well pleased that it fucking have enjoyed several Tayyabs-induced
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
oh, dad

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
It sounds pathetic I know,
but he buys my daughter more presents than I do and I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
what? why?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Why does he buy her the presents or why don't I like it?
if a) my kid sees a lot of his, she's spoilt rotten and he's very rich so he buys my kid stuff so it doesn't look so bad him getting his kid a new toy every two minutes

If b) I don't agree with it. Even with unlimited funds i would still like my daughter to appreciate what she has and to learn to wait for stuff, old-fashioned cunt that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
GAY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Where do you insert the batteries?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
IN YOUR BUM

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)


(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Christ,
for a moment I thought my screen had been replaced with a mirror...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I asked someone this a while ago
They told me to 'stick them up my arse'. Tell you what, that John Venables is a right twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Up the little girl's arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
this is a very amateur question, gonz
i am surprised at you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Def getting

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
+a lob on.
You nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Def getting One for classroom

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Is that the kids version of Def Leppard?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
It's a Pop Will Eat Itself single I think.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSxcclOd4Rw&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I love the Poppies.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Their cover of 'Beaver Patrol' was their best song.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I diodn't realise it was a cover
until I heard the original on the radio a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Ooh I like that.
That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
As inspired by the Wewelsburg

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I've spotted the Obergruppenführersaal

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
My favourite castle of ALL TIME.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Hopefully it's got an add-on concentration camp for her next birthday
That'll give you the time to explain the benefits of the final solution
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Monty - your mission for tonight.
Play the Hendrix box-set at full volume.
Set up castle.
Make catapult using elastic bands and sticks.
Soak balls of paper in lighter fuel.
Take industrial strength MDs.
'Siege' the castle by surrounding it with your army (use album covers for regiments).
Hide behind sofa (bring wine and cheese in case it is a prolonged siege) and watch the castle using reversed binoculars.
Let the drugs kick in and the mayhem commence.
Wake up late morning full of regret and massive self loathing.
Clean up mess.
Cry/Lord's Prayer/Absolution wank.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
That is the best plan I've heard since 'The Final Solution'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Wasn't that a single by Europe?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Dr I think I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
GIMME THE NEWS!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
It's like he can see into my mind/flat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
What?
No I can't.
*hides webcam*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
My prediction for the future...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
There'll be tears before bedtime

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
That's just made me think of the Kevin Bloody Wilson track
Hey Santa Claus You Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
hahahaha
POTW!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
And for later on...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Holy fuck.
Monty's kid's a GINGER?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I'm hoping to get abducted by friendly aliens.
Other than that, it's getting cold and wet in Vermont but not cold emough to snow yet, so it will probaby be another boring weekennd doing nothing. I love getting old!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
No jet setting across America talking about rocks?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Not until 29 November for my next trip so unless I get abducted this weekend,
I'll be at home fighting with the dog over his toys.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
My mother is here until Saturday
then probably some drinking. Nothing really fun
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

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