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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What have you got in that you can cook?
Any eggs? You could make an omlette in 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Almost nothing
I could sort some pasta out, but it's very late to be cooking and eating anything much. And I don't want to get up, either.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)
And you don't think you're stoned?
Or is it just a general mood of apathy that has decended, based on recent events?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)
I am a little stoned
a very little. This is just apathy.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Come on berk
I know you've had a shitty week, but you need to snap out of this.

What are you doing tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Oh come on!
I'm allowed one evening of apathy. I'm just feeling low because I'm lonely. My parents are coming down tomorrow for the Christmas market.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)
I can see why you'd be a bit low.
You folks are coming down and they are going to a market, rather than spending time with their daughter!

What part of the world are you in?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Haha, they don't visit me
unless there's something else down here they want to see. I live in Birmingham.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)
Birmingham you say, hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)
I went to Birmingham once, true story

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)
You and millions of other people, I would imagine...

(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)
But they aren't here right now and I was telling the story

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

BullshitRing!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)
Berk,
please stop killing yourself with illegal drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)
I'm more likely to die of chocolate than weed
given my respective consumptions.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Don't over dose on chocolate
Happened to a mate of mine, he was unconcious and then just Drifter-ed off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)
GTFO
I can't believe I actually laughed at this...
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Well you started the 'Topic'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)
What 'mars' I thinking?

(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)
'Button' it berk
Take a 'Time Out'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Shan't.
Snickers to you.
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)
You've been low, you need a 'Boost'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)
You're right.
My mood has Yo-yo'd
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)
I'm glad you've
Pi-pi-pi-pic-pic-pic-pick-up a pick-uped my pengin.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)
Tenuous..

(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)
It was a Dime sight better than some though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)
These awful puns
are making me want to take 'flyte'
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
Sounds like you've taken leave of your
'Senses'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:24, Reply)
I think you're
Dairy Milking this now.
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
I'm not on my
Toblerone though, am I?

If you find a reply, reply to the first post and I'll see you down the bottom of the page!)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)
At this late hour,
the mind plays 'twix' on one, sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)
You FUDGE packer
(Not a pun, granted, but I'm smiling at calling you a packer of fudge)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)
At least I wait until they're 'after eight'
unlike you, you great nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)
At least I'm not a
'Fruit' who thinks with his 'Nuts'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)
There'll be a bounty on your head if you keep this up

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)
I heard that was.
But that was just a 'wispa'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)
He'd been on a 'marathon' session though, right?
He'd been to a 'club', got a 'taxi' home (after waiting in vain for a 'double decker') and then just 'flaked' out, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)
5-4-3-2-1 puns there Monty.
I'd have stopped at the 'Trio'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Viscount the puns instead of just enjoying them?
You should take a 'breakaway' somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)
I'm still shocked by the photo Bob posted.
It was like the black and white 'Minstrel(s)' show.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

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