I am here to spread my inimitable blend
of joy, happiness and positivity with you all.

Peace be with you, and blessings be upon you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:52, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You love Jesus.
Alright Monty? Had a good evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Quiet, yet pleasant.
I've watched a docco on Greek Myths, and some less engaging comedy upon what I believe the youth are calling 'BBC Iplayer'. I have also listened to the magic of James Marshall Hendrix.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

How have the MDs been this evening?
Satisfactory?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Way beyond satisfactory, and FREE OF CHARGE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

WIN!
Powder and weed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)

Who are you and what have you done with Monty?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Why are you so cruel?
Karma, which I wholeheartedly believe in, in the form of the smack fairy, may pay a short sharp visit to botty-land if you carry on with this needless negativity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I have a picture for you, hang on.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

I don't want to see that boy's grotesque sex-doll collection
and I am pretty sure I am not alone in this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I believe MASSIVE RACISM
is inferred - the black dolls are cheaper than the white ones.
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Ha! I didn't clock that at all!
*forwards to brother*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

$3 is still more than I paid for my last slave

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Incidental Racism lols.
made me chuckle anyway.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

monty's christmas present from me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Hahaha
Normally I frown at the comedy t-shirt but this is a good one.

My favourite ever was a really subtle shirt in the Roger Dean logo for prog rock turds 'Yes', that simply read 'No'.

Aryanwear.com (a real site) sells a shirt with a colour pic of Hitler on it, with the legend 'I was right' in Germanic script. I don't think it's joke one though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

See I can read you like a book! shot one, bang, forwarded to brother
shot two, bang, 'this is a good one'

I am some sort of genius.

edit - I am sort of genius massive twat
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

That t-shirt looks quite big Monty.
In fact, I'd say it was Ayran spacious.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

What weird shoes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)