that's why I gave you jewellery
To make your hands look less manly.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Aw thanks!
Puffy fingers again this morning.
Think we'll be seeing Myriam in the new year. Her or an obstetrician.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I'm seeing her tonight, I'll have a word

( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Archie ignored me
He was being fussed over on the sofa by about four people
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Just so everyone else can join in
Myriam: hot Jewish girl who works at the shop where I got Roota's engagement ring. Archie: small, friendly scruffy looking dog who has free reign of said shop. He's very cute and he licks your fingers.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

And he gives you a nervous breakdown about germs
because you're Monk, AICMER
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

ER?
Dogs lick their balls. I don't think it's OCD to want to wash your hands after being covered in drool.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Dog spit is antiseptic.
I read it somewhere on the internet.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I thought it was just cat spit. Ace!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

what does the ER in AICMER stand for?

( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Excessive rogering.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Ooh thanks!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

yayness

( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Aw!
Did you hear. Biscuit and Benji are now squirrel killers.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

WHAT?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I know.
They killed a squirrel yesterday. I couldn't get the buggers off it and I could see the blood lust in their little doggie faces.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Terriers innit
That's nature.
Little villians ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I never thought they would actually ever catch one.
I got them a toy squirrel for Crimbo as well : /
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

You ignited the desire

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Shame I can only do that with dogs.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

They're dogs!?
Because of the killing I assumed they were cats. Squirrels are evil anyway, Blackadder III taught me that.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

It didn't look very evil lying on it's back with it's little arms and legs in the air squeeking in fear.
I'll be having nightmares about that damn squirrel now.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

awwww
It was probably a pedo-squirrel. Or a runaway father.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)