To the unknown B3tan
I was the woman sat at the next table outside a west country cafe today.
The one who snorted her tea when you mentioned a couple of well known user names on here with some rather wry comments.
So if you were that gothy looking fella with a pretty blonde companion, and who glanced over to me with a slightly puzzled look while I turned away and feigned innocence
Waves hello with a grin
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:31, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ooh, what was said?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)

Yeah, name usernames!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:36, Reply)

hmmmm
Not sure if I should name names...............yet
Needless to say it was a very surreal experience
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

Oooo! I can't wait to hear this.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I bet they sober up and decide against spilling

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I know.
What's said in the West Country is probably better kept in the West Country.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Aren't you sat there thinking "Oooh was it me!"
I hope it wasn't Bert and his sister discussing my Martin Scorsese hands.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

It won't be me.
I'm far to quiet and non-confrontational on here.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I know.
You should try coming out of your shell.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

yeah BGB
You slaaaaaaag!
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Are you still drunk?
Did you wear a string of onions as you cycled home last night?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Is he pretending to be French again?

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'm ferpectly sober

( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

RAWR!

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I have so many interesting things to say as well.
Too late for me to change now.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

You should start a blog
You don't need your own site, take a tip from Roger: linky
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Haha
You've just moved up Roger's list.
She's still posting so you should watch yourself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

oh I'm already on the shitlist
just by knowing you. Remember the last time I made a comment on the meat puppet's status and she/he/it went mental at me?
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Yup
My name is Mud round Rog's drum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Although someone said that wasn't her
It was
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

She's a weird one alright.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

that's why I gave you jewellery
To make your hands look less manly.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Aw thanks!
Puffy fingers again this morning.
Think we'll be seeing Myriam in the new year. Her or an obstetrician.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I'm seeing her tonight, I'll have a word

( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Archie ignored me
He was being fussed over on the sofa by about four people
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Just so everyone else can join in
Myriam: hot Jewish girl who works at the shop where I got Roota's engagement ring. Archie: small, friendly scruffy looking dog who has free reign of said shop. He's very cute and he licks your fingers.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

And he gives you a nervous breakdown about germs
because you're Monk, AICMER
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

ER?
Dogs lick their balls. I don't think it's OCD to want to wash your hands after being covered in drool.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Dog spit is antiseptic.
I read it somewhere on the internet.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I thought it was just cat spit. Ace!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

what does the ER in AICMER stand for?

( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Excessive rogering.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Ooh thanks!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

yayness

( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Aw!
Did you hear. Biscuit and Benji are now squirrel killers.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

WHAT?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I know.
They killed a squirrel yesterday. I couldn't get the buggers off it and I could see the blood lust in their little doggie faces.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Terriers innit
That's nature.
Little villians ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I never thought they would actually ever catch one.
I got them a toy squirrel for Crimbo as well : /
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

You ignited the desire

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Shame I can only do that with dogs.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

They're dogs!?
Because of the killing I assumed they were cats. Squirrels are evil anyway, Blackadder III taught me that.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

It didn't look very evil lying on it's back with it's little arms and legs in the air squeeking in fear.
I'll be having nightmares about that damn squirrel now.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

awwww
It was probably a pedo-squirrel. Or a runaway father.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

ha ha ha
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Sounds like it could be Darth and his missus
but I think they're supposed to be in Vietnam...
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

She ain't blonde
She's a foxy brunette.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Nah! she's blonde.
I've seen her on facebook pics.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

insomniac-surfer, was the lady
trying to tell the bloke it's perfectly normal to masturbate to JLS videos and he's not to worry what people say about him?
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I just got this after ten reads

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Oh my god I got mixed up with Vipros's name and Darth's name
What a mistake-a to make-a
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I like-a da beauteeful laaaydies

( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Have you seen those plants my dad's got that look like his hat-plumes?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

No

( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Everybody says the same thing when they see them.
Ok, just me and my dad said it. Everybody else has it pointed put to them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Did they mention me? I hope they mentioned me, did they say nice thing? I like it when people say nice things about me. Did they say...
... "Hay, do you know that Gonz chap? What a jolly nice bloke, I think he's the kind of guy you can invite around for christmas dinner and he'll know exactly what sort of stuff to bring in regards to food; without it taking center attention away from my gran's roast duck. Something like some nice mini quches that we can nibble on. Oh boy oh gosh, maybe he would take a liking to my friend Stacy. Poor Stacy, she's had such a hard time since John hit the bottle. It would be nice for her to hook up with a stand up swell chap like Gonz, it would nice to see him happy and content with life for once, such a sad thing since the illness got hold..." Did they say anything like that?

OH MAN ! I hope I was mentioned, it's like being famous or something, people know me who I don't know ! Did you guys talk about my very whitty blog? I hope you did, what's your favorite bit? My mum told me her favorite bit was when I was talking about guys who go to the gym and how if you know photoshop, when internet dating, then you can use that instead.

Did you then let him finger you in the toilets? OH MAN, I love being fingered down the back of the toilets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I think they were discussing my rocky road bars

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I don't think this Insomiac Surfer person will let is in on all the gossip.
This is worst than that time I went to a bar and a girl let me buy her drinks all night long and ended up going off with the friend I was with and when I suggested to _her_ friend that I was going to go to a brass, so the money is spent anyway, that it might as well be in her pocket than the brass's... that she got quite insulted, but saw reason and took half the money in exchange for half the job.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Unfortunatlly, it was the first half, which is a bit of a waste of time for all concerned.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Gee you tee tee...
Oh, you said that already.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I think you're probably right
sounds the sort of thing people talk about
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Hi Ambs!
All well in the world of academia?
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Yeah thanks
my mum has gone home now, and I should be doing some work but I'm sooo tired.

How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'm OK.
Have to pick up my nephew from my parents in a bit but other than that I'm just mooching about.

Do you go home for Christmas? Ireland isn't it?
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Yup term finishes on the 4th of December
but I've got vacation rent until the 16th so I can work on my thesis a bit. Then I fly back.

Have an exciting week ahead?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

so I can work on my thesis get drunk in Bristol with a bunch of internet reprobates.
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I cannot tell a lie
that is true.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Not really.
Going to the works Christmas do on Saturday but that's just going for a curry. I don't really drink much because I have to sort out the bill at the end of the night.

What's your thesis about. Mine was about sexuality in women's art.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Well it could still be nice
if it's a good curry place I guess.

My thesis is about the role of Livia and the succession under Augustus and Tiberius.

Though I am seriously tempted to do a late switch to a thesis about the difference in numbers/function of lay female saints as opposed to male religious saints
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

The food will be good if nothing else.
I wish I had been more academic as I would have loved to study theology.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

You could always do it later
or just read around it. If you want any suggestions just gaz (religious history/theology is my particular interest)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I could do it when I retire : )
Right off to pick up the Spud.

Later!
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

enjoy :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Oh my god I've just seen Tigger's willy!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Hahaha!
Did he look proud?
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Oh my god I didn't know they looked like that
He was having a wash and I thought he was just licking his bum and I just saw this THING.
It's like a little aerial. Quite art deco and geometric in form rather than more natural-looking like a dog's lipstick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:26, Reply)

for shame!
You're an engaged woman and all!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I don't think either me or Tigger will ever discuss it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)

a case of don't ask, don't tell

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Does it go "BOING BOING BOING, I love to bounce" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Haha it just slowly retracted as I sat there agog.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)

why on earth didn't you say hello?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

no-one outed themselves then?
A couple i'd been out with last night had a huge bust up when they got home so I was on the phone for ages then went to bed.
The names mentioned were amorous badger and spankyhanky.
Thats why my ears pricked up ;)
It felt a bit weird eavesdropping so i didnt hang around although i was so tempted to say something
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)