She's too cute to be a squirrel murderer.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

she is proper cute

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Just see her when she's looking at you waiting to throw a toy.
I just want to eat her all up.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)

aww
One day I will have pets again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I thought the 'Hello Jeff'
Was a warning, as in 'I can find you and give you the squirrel treatment any time I want'.

I have to say though, she has very neat handwriting for a dog.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

and she's clearly too cool to
leave tacky paw prints
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I think it looks like a police mug shot.
Just need a number underneath.


You alright now Jeff?
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I'm feeling a lot better now thanks Blousie
I'm going to go to the offy in a bit, get a few cans of lager in just to take the edge off as my head is still be a 'meh'.

Thing is, it wasn't the quantity of alcohol last night, it was the quality.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Well, if you will drink homebrew...

(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

It was 6x
And it attacked me with some force.

*Waves at berk*

How are you this evening? Did you get a heater this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I didn't, as it happens
they'd sold out of the one I wanted. I'll just have to man up with some blankets and hot vimto and stuff. Manning up with a man would be more fun though.
How are you this evening?
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Feeling a lot better than I have done all day
I managed to roast some lamb, spuds and veggie and I've enjoyed a lovely dinner.

You know it's going to get significantly colder next week, don't you? I say that just incase you want to change your mind about the type of heater you get, rather than waiting for the one you want, but getting hypothermia is the interim.

Did your folks enjoy the market?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Yes, I've just spotted that on the BBC
I'll see if I can get down to argos one night this week. I maintain that a man would be more fun than blankets or even a shiny new heater.
As for which type to get - I have no freaking idea. I was going to get an oil one as the convection one I have is a bit crap and I don't want the bright light of a halogen one.

And yes, they did thanks - although it was bloody packed.
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I misread that
When you said, 'As for which type I get' I thought you were still talking about a man.

When you said 'oil' I assumed you were hoping to pull an Arabic Sheik.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Hahaha!
No, I'm not so desperate to get laid that I'm willing to convert to Islam, cheers.
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I might consider it.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)

might would
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Nah! I like white geeky men too much.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

^ this

(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)

And for agreeing with Blousie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=09XQLmBNrCo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Inspired by your sig
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCdhMN1ZCO8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Jesus, July '86
I was 1 year old!
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

You saying that makes me feel very old indeed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

36 isn't old

(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Well when you were 1
I was starting to plot out my career in media.

(Well, I was on the verge of getting a paper-round).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Hahaha!
My sig is because my ex told me I was being childish which is amusing considering that's what everyone does on B3ta.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)

This is true.
Want owt when I go to the shops?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Some posh crisps please.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Walkers rather than 'own brand'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Kettle chips.
Ready salted.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

They didn't have any kettle chips
So I got Wotsits and Space Raiders. Is that okay?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I like wotsits but you can have the space invader.
I like those cheap little bags of chipsticks too.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Do you remember
Fish n Chips and Piglets?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It can't be that bad, surely?
Although that 'black letterbox' effect IS very slimming...
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Do you thnik they see everything in 'widescreen'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Pfft!
I feel bad for laughing at that.
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I'm sure I can shoehorn a 'stoned' joke in here some where.
Pointing out your occasional fondness of weed and the stoning of Islamic women.

I'm going to go to the offy, I'll give it some thought then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

You won't need to worry about a heater though.
Have you considered that berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I'd rather just buy a heater
Hell, I'd rather freeze my tits off alone in my flat!
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

hahaha!
Can you imagine me or you being told what to do by a bloke.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)

I can imagine it, yes
I can imagine the bloody aftermath, as well...
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Hair of the dog for Jeffthedogfucker.
I find this amusing.

I'm watching the film Shutter Island. It's very good.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Is there anything good on the telly this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

No idea.
Look on the internet.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

School of Rock is on E4
Not a great film, but I've seen it before and won't need to concentrate on it, that'll do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)