Usually fine
but not with peanuts at all.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You should be okay with a passanda.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

that's almonds, no?
plus 8,000,000 calories.

start with a biryani, i reckon!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)

How was dinner?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)

amazing thanks!
healthy indian food.... it was delicious!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)

Indian food is the best of all the foods, I reckon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

hmmmmmmm
i do love it. but overall the winner for me is some form of middle eastern - i love turkish/lebanese/persian/greek food best of all the foods, me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

The missus does a lovely line in Greek food, I have to say.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)

greeks have all the best food
haloumi and pitta and houmous and tzatziki and feta...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

I don't like vine leaves :(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

did you see dolmades in my list??
they tend to put raisins or sultanas in there. urrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Not a currant favourite with you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

urgh
that is lowering the bar, not raisin it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:05, Reply)

You love the puns!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)

Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me

Open your gob,
Just swallow a fork and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat

Because I'm stoney broke
Not a bean
Don't remember
The menu I've seen

Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me
To me...

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.

Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
ME!

Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan
O Vindaloooooooo
(No no no no no non o no no No)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand well back
This loo's quarantined.

Here it comes,
There it goes, technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again

This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!
So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here....

Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan or bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me
To me
Anyway my wind blows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha!
Fucking brilliant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)