but the whole point is
that they don't SEEM like wankers at the outset. it always turns out afterwards that everyone else thought they were arrogant or slimey or retarded or gay or whatever, but somehow i don't seem to spot it... how do i learn this filtration process??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dunk them in a pond
If they float, they're wankers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

that's witches, you fool

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Both being with 'W'
Maybe it applies to both, have you tested it?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

no
i don't even own a pond
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

See if they're repelled by silver and/or wolfsbane?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

and stakes. or something.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I was running with an alliteration theme
You RUINED it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I ruin everything in the end, Lab.
See the Irish banking system? Me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Good, Ireland was expensive when I last went over

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Well, I don't really know you so hard to say, but I suspect Monty has a point
in that it's partially down to the company you keep and the places you hang out (that's not in any way meant to be an insult, the thing with people like that is they are often brilliant mates, just rubbish relationships)

But there are some cast iron clues? Sorry, but any even vaguely successful banker is going to be a cunt. You wouldn't be any good at banking if you weren't. Same goes for a large amount of the legal profession, which I'm sure you realise. And personal trainers? Seriously, you expect anyone that narcissistic to care about anything but themselves?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

maybe it's london then
although i didn't meet all of them in london, so that can't be it either.

never mind. i can just stop going to the gym and eat chocolate on my arse and grow my leg hair into plaits!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

If you stop shaving your pubes, you can end up with a beard down there!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

i would never ever shave them
i don't want to look like george michael. waxing/laser removal ftw!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

+ again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)