When I was a boy
I got stuck in London after missing the last train after gigs loads of times, when I had to be in school the next morning. You'd have to get the milk train at about 3:30. What joy.

I also got stuck in London aged about 14, when I'd gone up to get some chelsea boots and some gig bootleg tapes with my brother, from Kensington Market. I got separated from him but made it to Waterloo at which point I couldn't find my ticket. The British Rail cunts wouldn't believe my age (due to my height and general groovy clothing) but in the end they let me get the train if my mother paid at the other end. After this happened I found the ticket in my stupid waistcoat pocket, sorry mama.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:25, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love you Monty.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

You really do?
Or is that sarcasm? Because I'm first, you know? I'm already a MASSIVE RACIST and therefore, I'm first.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I hope it isn't sarcasm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

It's not sarcasm. I want his babies.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

You cannot have this one:


Rather worrying 'hand on groin' action here...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I was going to make a rather off-colour comment
but all I shall say is "she looks very proud".
( Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps,
He like to press wild flowers...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

It's a 'western' shirt, not a lumberjack one.
Actually that doesn't make things any better for me does it?

/brokeback lolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

What ever you say, I'll be calling you a gay, so no. It doesn't help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

you contrive to look something like Huey from the Fun Loving Criminals in that photo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Recycles a post from a few weeks back... Picture Huey and Monty together...
'Stick it up Monts, I'm a bum lovin' criminal'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Do I fucking well shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :3

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Aww
she actually looks very similar to my little sister. I have a question to ask Monty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

He's old enough for you to have been one of his babies!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I met up with HimJim the other day
I could have sired the girl he was with when I was 17. She did say I didn't look older than 30, which I took to be a clear invitation to a threesome.

This proved not to be so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Flattering, but when they're that age they tend to believe that even their own Dad is "really old, he must be at least seven"

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Oh, so the same age as me, then. Or a little younger.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

A Waistcoat AND harlequin boots?
Oh my...
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

It was the mid 80s* alright?
Better to look like a member of The Cult than the other options of the day, I reckon.

Well, '87 perhaps...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

At 14 I had a pair of Hi-Tec "Silver Shadows"
I think it's safe to assume I was ridiculed more.

Edit - Just Googled, they still make them! This from an Amazon review; "Only downside is I forgot how gay they looked when new"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I bought some for an ex's dad
as an in-joke a few years ago. Hi-Tecs were sneakers for lepers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

"Sneakers for lepers" Sounds about right
although I dislike the american terminology there
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Adidas Kick were a less pikey school trainer in my youth.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Adidas Gazelles were very popular.
The Samba, less so. Bit too 'football'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Puma Dallas.
Win!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Adidas Torsion
The yellow bar thing was "bullet proof"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

There were quite a few years later.
I think I was sporting Mk II Jordans then!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

I seem to remember that Dunlop Green Flash were considered to be just as shit as the Silver Shadows
Poor "Tramp Balls" Dracula
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Green Flash
Were more shit than Silver Shadows, they were on a par with 'Gola' and 'Speed Kings'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I don't remember speed kings
All the cool kids got those shit British Knights trainers. lol kkk in the sole
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I remember British Knights
Mostly they were black and white if memory serves.

Loads of people had either them, or Travel Fox trainers.

By this time, I was either on Converse or Airwalk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I think they were (rightly) considered shit by that stage

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)

You heathens.
Green Flash is a classic sneaker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)