A client gave me a lift this morning
Black leather trim inside. Very comfortable. A mate of mine has a BMW Z4 and I find it so uncomfortable.

Of course nothing compares to my 1998 Ford Mondeo, the gaffer tape on the bumper really sets it off...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

because the Z4 is on runflats
BMW put them as standard. It's like filling the shocks with cement. Awful ride.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I prefer the shape of the Z3 anyway

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

i hate BMW's though
hate them. every time you have a dick up your arse on the motorway it's a beemer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

True

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

it's Audis now.
As soon as the aspiring wankers found out that 3 series Beemers are more common than Ford Mondeos now, they all went for Audi.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

both
salesmen mostly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

n beemer accident waiting to happen
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

There's only been one really good 2 seater drop top sports car in the last 10 years anyway.
Honda S2000.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

My car has lichen growing on it. This proves 2 things...
1) I live in an area with clean air.
2) I'm one lazy mo'fo' when it comes to washing my car.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

My car is a Skoda
that proves one of two things:
1) I've grown out of owning hideously expensive fast sports cars or classic cars
2) I'm pretending to have grown out of owning hideously expensive fast sports cars or classic cars for the foreseeable future to finance other things

Take a wild shot in the dark.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

It's '2' isn't it?
you want that expensive sleek head-turner sooooo bad...and it can be all YOURS* if you sign this finance agreement.

*Car remains property of colonel dracula enterprises, typical APR 37%, your house may be at risk if you fail to make the crippling payments. Your statutory rights are not affected. Ha ha, just kidding, you signed away all your rights.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

You are Jim Davidson and you owe me a fiver.
Didn't he advertise expensive car loans? Because of course, of all the people if the world you'd trust to help you with such a purchase is a racist drunk with wife beating skillz
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

No idea, is he still alive?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Well I haven't been invited to a street party yet to mark the occasion, so I assume so.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'd spent 5 years working on the MG in my profile
It hurt a lot to sell it. But, yeah, mostly I want what you're selling, baby.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Tsk. Aren't accountants meant to be well off and stuff?
Even my 2000 ford fiesta (also with gaffer tape on the bumper) is better than that, and I'm an impoverished scientist.
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

they are well off
because they spend their money wisely and not on £580 a month for a car loan!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I'm not a very good accountant
also, it pays to have a crapper car than your clients.

(But mostly it all goes on the house)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Sensible, I guess
You can't really live in your car...
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

you can pose in it
and get a LOT of attention cruising around london with no top though (the car, not you).

note that i never do this, as it ruins my hair. so why i wanted a convertible so badly remains a bit of a mystery.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Certainly not
where would I make stool?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)