Well, at least if he's gay
I know why he won't sleep with me! I think it is an A5 though.
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll be honest
most Audi convertibles have a whiff of lavender about them.

I'll be charitable and say he obviously isn't really interested in cars. But as a warning, Audi convertibles is sailing dangerously close to image-obsessed narcissm that rswipe's weekend arse seemed to suffer from.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

god don't remind me
he emailed me again this morning with some gym-sex related punnage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Have you emailed him back, going
'you're married, you wanker, now stop bothering me or I'll tell your wife'?
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

i deleted him from fb
what more hint does he need?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Another, bigger hint, apparently
if he's still emailing you in a sexy way.
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

A good solid hoof in the pods usually does it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

he WAS mighty fit though
i blame my shiny slutty boots, i can't think why else he'd be persisting.

OH GOD, unless he sees me as a target for his personal training skills. why didn't i think of this horrifying possibility before??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

In which case the retort is obvious:
"Are you saying I look like I could do with some exercise?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You think he sees you as a project?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

this possibility has only just struck me!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I suspect he just wants to get in your pants.
this seems the more likely outcome.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

he started off by going on about meeting up
and i said something sarky about a workout and he took me literally and said something about not wanting to mess with my curves, or only outside the gym anyway. this was clear enough, so i ignored it.

but now he is still going on about working out my curves, so i am beginning to get a bit paranoid!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

If you polish them up to a mirror finish
then you only have yourself to blame for attracting narcissists.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

i had not thought of this
damn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Brilliant
Girl complains about men pretending she doesn't exist. Girl tries to get rid of bloke by pretending he doesn't exist.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

with the difference
that he was a married prick trying to get some on the side
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Doesn't matter
if she doesn't tell him to fuck off, the big married twat, she shouldn't be surprised if he persists. Especially since she's already said he's dim.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

^ this ^
and also not v bright, can't spell for shit etc etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Oh, I'm already aware that he's probably trouble
but the thing is, the trouble comes in such an attractive package...
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Seriously?
Come on, even those novelty "fundoms" don't look attractive.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)