Rhaphanidosis is the act of shoving a radish up someone's arse and apocolocyntosis means the act of turning into a pumpkin.
/ac

God bless the Classics.

Best words I heard today was "banoffee pie". I'm taking it upon myself to help my too-skinny friend by making everyday a fat day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*beams and envelops Lampers in a heartfelt hug*
Excellent choices.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I was sitting next to someone who could have been your older brother
he had a handlebar mustache though. A thing of beauty.

How goes it, mein Liebster?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

My real older brother looks like a 40-year-old Harry Potter*
I am not toooooo bad, thanking you kindlement, young Miss Lampton-Worm**.


*if Potter spent his post-Hogwarts years as an alcoholic squatter and general ne'er-do-well

**The news of this geet funny woorm
An' his queer gannins on
Seun crossed the seas, and reached the lugs
Of brave an' bowld Sir John.
So hyem he cam an' catched the beast
An' cut 'im in three halves,
An' stopped it eatin' aall bairns,
An' sheep an' lambs and calves.

So noo ye knaa hoo aall the folks
On byeth sides of the Wear
Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep
An' lived in mortal feor.
So let's hev one to brave Sir John
That kept the bairns frae harm
Saved coos an' calves by myekin' haalves
O' the famis Lambton Woorm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Hahaha oh man. This man was a legend, he was way too cheerful to be you
I was snuggled into my parka listening to music so couldn't hear him, but he was quite enthusiastic.

Glad to hear it my dear. I am cold and my kidneys hurt but I cannot complain at all.

EDIT: Thank you for explaining the reference. I thought it was something nice. I've not heard the word "worm" to mean dragon in ages.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

That's the ninth book;
"Harry Potter and the Crushing Disappointment of Life"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

'Harry Potter and the Bag of Free Sandwiches Outside the Back of Boots'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Harry Potter and the Needle Exchange

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Boots give away free sandwiches?
why was I not informed?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Maybe they thought they'd save them for, y'know, the HOMELESS?
Maybe they thought A-FUCKING-CCOUNTANTS could afford to, y'know, "BUY" sandwiches?

Hmmm?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I demand everything that's coming to me!
*Ominous thunderclap and flash of lightning*


Shit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

You demand I kick your fucking head in?
Strange boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Evening Monty

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Wotcher.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I'm so glad I'm subsidising your education.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

it's a lot worse that's true than pyschology at Reading

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I learnt that myself, thank you very much, when my parents were subsidising my education.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)