They're only upset because they've been taught that every sperm is sacred, and every sperm is great.
In fact, if a sperm is waster, God gets quite irate.

Alt Q: My jumper, I'm fucking freezing today.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sperm is wasted all the time
And that was part of the old scriptures, not the new ones, so they could easily justify the change. In any case, it's about stop spreading HIV, not about not having kids. He's said that it's not the best solution, but if you're going to do it, do it safely.

Don't you have heating in the office?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:44, Reply)

We do, and when I'm settled here, I'll be too hot again
But the 20 minute wait for the bus was not enjoyable.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I see
You could have jogged a little, but carefully.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I avoid running, or jogging
Last time I properly sprinted, I broke my foot. Last time I jogged, I twisted it again. I can do an increased walk, or sprint for about 5 metres, but after that it's just not safe for me, I'm a clumsy motherfucker.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Hahaha
in that case, I don't know what to suggest... maybe prepare your clothes the night before and leave your jumper next to the door?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Everything but the jumper is
I must have left it downstairs last night...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)