Back for BGB, and because the thread below is very quiet: I forgot my lunch at home today.
I bought lasagna at the station and forgot to pick a fork. It's going to be a looooong day.

In other news, I imagine you know this thing that the Pope said that in some cases, and to prevent the spread of HIV, people should be responsible and use condoms. I have some very catholic friends who are really upset, not at what the Pope said, because he's infallible, you know, but at the way the press has interpreted what he said. I read the article with the whole paragraphs of what the Pope said, not out of context, as they claim the press has done, and after reading it all... yes, clearly, the Pope has said it's just responsible to use condoms and stop the spread of the illness.

I find it funny because these people are so upset that a condom might not be such a bad idea. I don't understand why they're so unhappy with it. Clearly, from their point of view, sex without the prospect of having a kid is wrong, so ok, don't do it. But if other people are going to do it, let's them be safe!

What funny/stupid/ununderstandable things have made you think hard today?

Alt Q: What have you forgotten at home that was quite important?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:30, 178 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They're only upset because they've been taught that every sperm is sacred, and every sperm is great.
In fact, if a sperm is waster, God gets quite irate.

Alt Q: My jumper, I'm fucking freezing today.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Sperm is wasted all the time
And that was part of the old scriptures, not the new ones, so they could easily justify the change. In any case, it's about stop spreading HIV, not about not having kids. He's said that it's not the best solution, but if you're going to do it, do it safely.

Don't you have heating in the office?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:44, Reply)

We do, and when I'm settled here, I'll be too hot again
But the 20 minute wait for the bus was not enjoyable.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I see
You could have jogged a little, but carefully.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I avoid running, or jogging
Last time I properly sprinted, I broke my foot. Last time I jogged, I twisted it again. I can do an increased walk, or sprint for about 5 metres, but after that it's just not safe for me, I'm a clumsy motherfucker.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Hahaha
in that case, I don't know what to suggest... maybe prepare your clothes the night before and leave your jumper next to the door?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Everything but the jumper is
I must have left it downstairs last night...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

The Pope is my least favourite Nazi. He's a fucking bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:42, Reply)

my least favourite Nazi. He's
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:42, Reply)

True, but I can't use that as an argument with my catholic friends
and I think it's a great thing that he's said what he's said, as a lot of people in Africa just do what the Church orders, without thinking about it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:46, Reply)

That's because
a lot of people in Africa are fucking stupid, and barbaric - and deserve everything they get, the cunts. Personally they could all die and I wouldn't give the tiniest little shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:49, Reply)

I hope you're making a joke there...
I was having a discussion with a friend, and he was going against all religions by saying that how could anyone believe in God if he's letting people die by thousands every day. I, just to go against him, replied that if he was right, and it was all because of evolution, all that people were dying because they had to die, as they were the less fit, and we shouldn't worry about them, because it was Nature's way. I've never seen him so infuriated! Almost hitted me and everything!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Nope.
My sister went to Africa to help the poxy fucking scumbags and do charity work - her reward: kidnap, repeated rape and HIV.

I am not joking one little bit. I would drop a nuclear bomb on Namibia right now without a flicker of hestitation or guilt.

Animals who should be exterminated.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:00, Reply)

The blackshirts are back
卍◕‿◕卐
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:02, Reply)

SEIG!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:02, Reply)

But not all are bad
Some of them are good people, for sure.

However, they're doing pretty well at exterminating themselves.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

That's not true,
otherwise AIDS would never have spread outside of families.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:02, Reply)

A lot of people, not all of them
But when all the women on a village, being married or not, are gang raped by a lot of scum, there's not much you can do. The scum won't wear the condom, but the married women having sex with their husbands can now wear the condom, which will stop the virus spreading a bit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I agree with this
I would love to kick him right in the balls. If only that crazy lady that managed to tackle him had had a cyanide spray.
( Peej, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:02, Reply)

There'd be another after him
that wouldn't solve any problem.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I find him more abhorrent than his predecessor
Paedo Nazi Pope
( Peej, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I know very little about JP2
I know he was polish, played football, and was a keeper. Therefore, he is Jerzy Dudek, so I like him.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

He changed quite a few things
and made he Church a lot more open to people. I kind of liked him, and was hoping the Church would keep moving on that direction, but they didn't.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Poirot powers of deduction
I like it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Following the rule
the next one will be even worse.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I hope not
Goodness knows, he might even be Black

*faints*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

A black pope
and then, the end of the world, that's what Nostradamus said, it seems.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

According to Nostradamus, hasn't the world ended about 50 times already?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Or more
but I'm now waiting to 2012! It's going to be so exciting!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

No it's not.
The Olympics will be shit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

It's going to be embarrassing, isn't it?

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

There'll be no Olympics
It's the end of the world!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)

As long as it spares us the embarrassment
I agree with berk, it's going to be like a bigger and even more fucking expensive version of our annual Eurovision entry. The apocalypse almost seems preferable.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Eurovision has gone downhill since Terry Wogan stopped presenting it
Him getting steadily more drunk was the only thing that made it watchable.

Oh, and a band I'd actually heard of winning it in 2006, on my 18th birthday, woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Shut up, you're making me feel old.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

You're only 3 years older man!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You're still younger than my sister,
and that makes me feel OLD compared to you young whippersnappers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Sister, eh?
Hmm, what's she like?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Out of your league.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

That's true of nearly every woman in the world
Doesn't stop me trying!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

So you'd still try it on with a woman who bore a slight but discernible familiar resemblance to me?
You fucking bender.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

If your hair was any girlyer, I'd probably end up trying it on with you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I thought that according to Nostrodamus, this is the last pope.
*mindpiss*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I thought there had to be a black one first

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

We are safe for a while then.
There will be a lesbian pope before a black one.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'd like to see them
letting a woman get some power in that institution. Stupid misogynists.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

According to legend, there already was
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I wonder why the nuns
never mentioned her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I know you're not a fan, but have you heard Tim Minchin's song about him?
Mildly entertaining
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I haven't, because I dislike 'musical comedy' more than I dislike the Pope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

He's not very funny otherwise
But this song is basically going on about how much he hates the Pope.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

The little cartoon that goes with that song kills me

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Sex without condoms
is the reason why there so many fucking Irish all over London. Like rabbits, they are, de little tinkers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Sex without condoms is good fun!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:43, Reply)

It is
But it's very messy too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Hence why I didn't write 'good CLEAN fun'
But what's a little blood between friends?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:48, Reply)

It's the dripping down your legs
that I assume you haven't suffered, the bit that I like the least.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

tmi

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Don't read it, then.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)

It's too late

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I really hate the fucking things, if I am honest.
Spontaneity-ruining little buggers.

Did I ever tell you I had a kid?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Seriously? Shit.
I thought you'd never even been kissed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Does kissing a mirror count?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:48, Reply)

rr n

BURN DA PEDO!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:53, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I know
I prefer without, but as I just said, the dripping down your legs is not good fun.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Maybe if you had a colonic first?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:01, Reply)

eww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I have some condoms.
True story!
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

For what?
(Sorry, easy joke)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I know : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Have you checked the use by date?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)

This is genuinely happening to me.
I may as well start using them as water balloons.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I've got one with me.
True story!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

unfortunately
other forms of contraception tend to make my mrs into a bit of a nutter

I'm happy to use a rubber to avoid being bombarded with crazy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)

She can remove her uterus
and ovaries.

Or you can have a vasectomy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

+using a dyson

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I am tempted to go for a vasectomy to be honest
last thing I want is a kid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

And the mrs?
If neither of you want one, I think it's the best. Safe, easy, and will save you some money in condoms.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

she doesn't want them either
even after seeing her sister and my brother (not together) having really lovely and cute kids.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Well, then
it's something to consider. You can have a reversible one done, in case you change your mind.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I was going to write a whole diatribe to reply to this,
Stressing the foolishness of religions, and their necessity to control their followers, etc.

Then I thought, fuck the lot of them. Let the stupid die of disease and the irate die of strokes brought on by high blood pressure.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

That's evolution, isn't it?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Yes, according to St Richard of Dawkins.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:00, Reply)

He's a twat and all

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Did you get out of the wrong side of the bed this morning AA?
You are grumpy Today.

He is a twat, but probably right in his theories
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Bus was late, and I couldn't find my jumper this morning.
I've also not had any breakfast, am not too happy.

My problem with Dawkins is that it comes across he is of the opinion that because others are wrong, he must be right. He argues like a child
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)

My train was early
and I had to wait 10min at the street for the taxi. On this cold weather. I think I'm having my cold back.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Yeah but he knew where his jumper was this morning and therefore he must be more cleverer than you.

(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

How do you know that?
Did you sleep with him?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Maybe/maybe not. I'm not telling.

(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Ah
Playing to sound interesting, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Either that, or he thinks he's Schrödinger

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

We should open the box

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

What's in the box?
/Se7en
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

It's a head
or it's a dead cat... who knows.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Who sang this?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Sultans of Ping FC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOqtL7CzDrc
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Hahaha!
My long rambling post was only about a bag I bought off Ebay and it's the wrong colour.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Oh no!
After all the looking for it! Sorry about that!

I ordered Harry Potter DVD colection from Amazon almost a month ago, to watch it all before the 19th. It hasn't arrived yet, and they're going to give me the money back, but I wonder if I can complain that they have messed with my plans or something, and that I would have had it on time if I had gone to HMV (if only I had the time)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I doubt it.
Missing Harry Potter isn't that important is it?
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:02, Reply)

No, it isn't
and I won't complain, but yesterday I felt like doing it. I might just let them know that I'm dissapointed with the service.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I've only just woken up, my brain is DEFINITELY not up to thinking.
I forgot my purse yesterday, that's about it. And even then in London as long as you have an Oyster card you're ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You don't need money for the day?
Just to get some food or something.

I can't be without my phone. No.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I tend to enjoy work days without my phone, it gives me a little bit of quietness, makes a change
But I don't do it by choice, because it makes my lunches fucking boring.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Not all the time
But I'd run out of fags and wanted some, which was annoying.
I'm not often out of the house for long periods, so food;s not a big issue.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Good
I leave at 6:20am and I'm back around 7pm at the earliest, so a day with only an Oyster card would be far too long for me. I'm only missing a fork today and I'm fearing lunch time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I've always found a fork is the best way to start the day

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I saw :(
That must be traumatic. Though yeah, sometimes I misjudge things and I'll suddenly be aware it's 6pm and I'd not eaten that day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I've started doing this on saturdays
It's helping me to lose weight!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I don't think it's very healthy though
I can't go without eating for so long, although after the problems we had in Madrid, I was complaining to Mark that I had pain in my stomach and he pointed out that it was probably because it was 10pm and we only had had a sandwich at 1pm for lunch.

He was right.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

It's not healthy at all, I know
But because I'm so used to telling my body to stop wanting snacks, I'm ignoring meals by accident
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Buf
It doesn't happen to me unless I'm terribly busy. I'm always hungry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Same, but I snack too much
So I'm ignoring hunger pangs
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

are you sure they're not thirsty pangs?
half the time people think they're hungry but it's actually their body saying "HYDRATE ME!!"
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

True!
I think he drinks 2litres of water/week!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Closer to a litre a day, 2 if I am thirsty
If I'm at home, I don't drink much though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Oh, well
2l is the minimum, I think.

Fuck, I just checked the kitchen and there are no forks or spoons or anything. :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Is there not a supermaket anywhere?
You could buy a pack of plastic forks and keep them at work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No, there isn't
the closest supermarket is 10min by car. I don't have a car. I need to get a taxi to the supermarket (a little coop, they don't have many things) to get there. Too much for a fork.

How unpolite is it to eat lasagna with your fingers?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Just shove it in your face

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

MacGyver a fork from paperclips and other office based stationery

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

If there's a can machine
she could cut a can in four with scissors.
Attach it to pencils with rubber bands and then use it as a razor sharp spoon.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Troo, if I faced this predicament I'd find a quite corner and just shove it in my face, hoping that nobody witnessed it
not unlike picking my nose
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Lets face it,
an englishman would never be in this prediciment.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

You're not helping.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

fucking did too
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post982817
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

You can watch free films online if you click i like this on this site
www.facebook.com/Lemsip
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

You know what?
I don't trust you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I'm just passing on something from moneysavingsexpert
FINE DONT BELIEVE ME
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Mmmm...
I can't facebook here. I'll check at home, where I don't care if I love horses comes from my PC.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

you can check by holding your mouse over and looking where the link goes in the bottom left.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Clever
Thanks for the tip!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Yesterday I forgot to charge the batteries for my camera.
which meant that I had to borrow Lab's iPhone for all my photos, which I felt a bit bad about. And I felt disorganised. I hate feeling disorganised.

But on the plus side I now have awesome knee high boots.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I'm so jealous about the Cadbury thingy
I didn't even know there was one. I've been 6 years here and haven't visited it!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

hehehe,
I have a cadbury world tee shirt now. I feel so smug. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

:)
I want to go! I want to go!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

you should go then!
seriously, I had so much fun there, I'm not even joking. I felt about 5 years old but it was great. Plus there is FREE chocolate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Well, come then!
Bournville is very pretty - I'm sure I can persuade Labs and LiC to come to the pub after if you do.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I'm sure you could too.
I had so much fun there yesterday, I loved it. *gushes a bit more*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

*hands mop*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I thought there were no pubs in Bournville - is that not true?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Not as far as I know
Bournville is a lovely place anyway!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I bet you like a promenade along the 'Bournville Boulevard'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I've never been to that part of France

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

You fucking live there Sonny Jim.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Sort of
There aren't any right in the centre where the Cadbury factory is, but there are pubs.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

So it's a slight urban myth then? Shame.
Frinton-on-Sea in Essex never had a pub until a couple of years back. That was definitely true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

just woke up so no thinking or forgetting yet.
Welcome back Darth mate.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I second this!
Hope it was an amazing holiday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Welcoming the old git back with open cheeks, are we?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

*bullying snigger*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

you're too old for bullying now
just sit in the corner imparting shit advice when you feel like it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Oh, I still have a few bullying years left in me, I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

The pope is a cunt and his whole institution is full of shit.
However, it is obviously a good thing that he's reneged on the flagrant lie about "condoms encouraging the spread of AIDS," and quite frankly anyone who is upset by this change of stance is a complete helmet.

The stupid thing that has made me think hard is my own chronic disorganisation. Unfortunately, as I was abruptly reminded last night, I'm supposed to be playing a gig this Sunday and, as such, will have to miss the bash. I'd better get fucking paid for this one.

The ununderstandle thing is why I'm in such a foul mood this morning. I will see if this lifts after another cup of coffee.

Alt: My fucking self-esteem.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Oh, you witless buffoon.
I was looking forward to beating you up on Sunday, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Beating me *up*?
Oh. I obviously misheard that conversation on the first pass...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Yes, UP, you blundering helmlord. UP.
Do you hear me, boy? UP, damn your eyes.


UP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

"Blundering Helmlord"
Alas too late for yesterday's 'interesting words' thread - it sounds superb as an insult, and yet also like it could have been a working title for a Black Sabbath LP.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

*tickles*

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

*giggles reluctantly*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

You love it.
So I've been told.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
Just what have you been told?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

That you love IT.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Well, I'm competent with Office, I can program in C and IDL and have experience with one or two different OSs
But I wouldn't have said I loved IT...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

C is horrible
And I spent a fucking year learning Java, ugh!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Of all the languages I've tried
I like C/C++ best. Its simple, low-level logic is quite intuitive and forces you to think properly about what you're telling the computer to do. It's just a shame it becomes such a bitch if you want to do complicated stuff.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

No you, no Enzyme, no me
It's not going to be such a good bash, after all.

Where are you playing?

Why would you leave your self-esteem at home? What happened last night that made you forget it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

It's going to be fucking supreme, you great oaf.
I'm going.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

If you smile as much as in the last one
it'll be like a funeral.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I smiled LOADS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

You did Monty.
I don't know what aber is on about.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I just didn't smile at her, the great big fucking RACIST.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

For the sake of clarity, would you say that you were more or less smiley than Smiley Miley when appearing on the Radio 1 Roadshow in Weston Supermare with Gary Davis?

(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

'Ooh Gary Davis'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

That's the one.
Unless, of course, the blues/ragtime guitarist Reverend Gary Davis ever presented the Radio 1 Roadshow.
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

*checks*
No, it was definitely perma-tanned conk-nosed spastic 'Ooh' Gary Davis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)