Following the rule
the next one will be even worse.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hope not
Goodness knows, he might even be Black

*faints*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

A black pope
and then, the end of the world, that's what Nostradamus said, it seems.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

According to Nostradamus, hasn't the world ended about 50 times already?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Or more
but I'm now waiting to 2012! It's going to be so exciting!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

No it's not.
The Olympics will be shit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

It's going to be embarrassing, isn't it?

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

There'll be no Olympics
It's the end of the world!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)

As long as it spares us the embarrassment
I agree with berk, it's going to be like a bigger and even more fucking expensive version of our annual Eurovision entry. The apocalypse almost seems preferable.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Eurovision has gone downhill since Terry Wogan stopped presenting it
Him getting steadily more drunk was the only thing that made it watchable.

Oh, and a band I'd actually heard of winning it in 2006, on my 18th birthday, woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Shut up, you're making me feel old.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

You're only 3 years older man!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You're still younger than my sister,
and that makes me feel OLD compared to you young whippersnappers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Sister, eh?
Hmm, what's she like?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Out of your league.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

That's true of nearly every woman in the world
Doesn't stop me trying!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

So you'd still try it on with a woman who bore a slight but discernible familiar resemblance to me?
You fucking bender.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

If your hair was any girlyer, I'd probably end up trying it on with you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I thought that according to Nostrodamus, this is the last pope.
*mindpiss*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I thought there had to be a black one first

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

We are safe for a while then.
There will be a lesbian pope before a black one.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'd like to see them
letting a woman get some power in that institution. Stupid misogynists.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

According to legend, there already was
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I wonder why the nuns
never mentioned her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)