I've really piled it on since not being single.
Constant dinners and less MDs are making me feel well bloated and I don't like it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aw! it's good to know you're settled and stuff.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

It's playing havoc with my raping schedule , I tell you.
I'm running out of plausible excuses.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

just get some rophynol
and a variety of disguises for her to wear and you don't even need to leave the house
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Good thinking, particularly if it's a cold winter.
Those parks get bloody freezing, even when you are hiding in the bushes with a hammer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

no amount of Sutcliffe jumpers can keep that chill out

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Don't I know it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

You'll have to find another hobby.
Something that gets you out of the house but that you can share with the girlfriend.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)

She might help out, Hindley-style

*ponders*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'm pleased the new place has a pool
so I can further slim down and improve my surfing fitness.

I went to the local leisure centre pool last night and while a nice pool it was so busy that a fight almost broke out. Seriously. (I was not involved)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I love swimming but hate other swimmers getting in the way.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

indeed
so it'll be nice having a pool to myself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)

l to on
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

officelol

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

It's so weird
to imagine you not single... but I'm very happy for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

It's fucking weird for me too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)