but do they bring them to your door
all warm and nice smelling?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not round my way.
A visit to the chippy isn't expensive.

Can you imagine getting a delivery from the chip shop, only to be told 'sorry, minimum order is fifteen quid' and you say 'another 9 portions of chips please!'

It'll never work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

this is a fair point
but I do like it when you don't have to go outside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

You mean 'cook yourself'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

no, that's worse
I hate cooking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Well living on a diet of pizza, curry and chinese.
They all deliver!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

sometimes you want health food
like chips
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Indeed.
That happened to me this evening.

What did you dine on tonight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

oven chips and omlette

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

That's a very yellow meal.
Did you have anything with it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)

a beer and another beer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

You've been a bit chopsy this evening
Would I be right in thinking you've had more than 2 beers?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

no
just the 2, I'm a lightwieght
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Have a 3rd go on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)