Found in the Newsletter for Jeff.
NSFW

www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/dildos-and-doggies

Not as rude as you may think it is.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:47, 106 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Quiet in 'ere tonight.
I think they're all watching the football.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Yeah!
Bloody football.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)

I'm partially excited that my home town minnow team has drawn the mighty Celtic in the Scottish cup.
I'm more excited about the various bash type things heading my way though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Woo and Yay!

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Vegball.
I'm trying to find a way of staying awake until 07.00 without resorting to substances available a mile down the road.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Cricket?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Oh yes
Stupid bloody time zones and stuff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Red Bull or Relentless might help

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

at work!
cannae click
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Doggies playing with dildoes as if they were doggie toys.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)

oh ew

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Bloody funny though.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Well we know why Jeff isn't posting
'quiet time' with that link
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I knew he'd love it : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

what are you up to?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

looking for a new dildo after her dogs had the last one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Watching Peter Andre on the TV.
A bit of trashy TV is good now and then.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Of all the rubbish celebrities
he's one I probably dislike the least.

I'm making a Christmas gifts list for my family
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

He's a bit overly sincere but OK I guess.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

there's worse out there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Well you can consider that bookmarked!
How is everyone this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Tired and ready for bed.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Boo!
You on the wine?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)

No, I'm at the gym tomorrow.
Friday will be wine night unless I get pissed off with something tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

It might be too snowy to go to work tomorrow!
You never know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Pfft!
There would have to be ten foot of snow before I'd be told by my dad to stay home and then he'd probably come and fetch me in a helicopter.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Is it snowing in your part of the world?
My tip for Bristolians at the moment, is.

'If you're going to the chippy this evening, wear a coat'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Not yet but it's feckin freezing out there.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

It has gone cold hasn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I'm off to bed.
*snuggles under covers*
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

*Tucks Blousie in*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

blousie in into blousie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

heh heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

why don't chippys deliver?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

They do fish, sausages, pies and chicken.
There is no demand for liver.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

but do they bring them to your door
all warm and nice smelling?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Not round my way.
A visit to the chippy isn't expensive.

Can you imagine getting a delivery from the chip shop, only to be told 'sorry, minimum order is fifteen quid' and you say 'another 9 portions of chips please!'

It'll never work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

this is a fair point
but I do like it when you don't have to go outside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

You mean 'cook yourself'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

no, that's worse
I hate cooking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Well living on a diet of pizza, curry and chinese.
They all deliver!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

sometimes you want health food
like chips
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Indeed.
That happened to me this evening.

What did you dine on tonight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

oven chips and omlette

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

That's a very yellow meal.
Did you have anything with it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)

a beer and another beer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

You've been a bit chopsy this evening
Would I be right in thinking you've had more than 2 beers?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

no
just the 2, I'm a lightwieght
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Have a 3rd go on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)

2 beers down
and curing internet explorer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

wait wait! I have a funny joke!
internet explorer was running 'cockblocker'

NOW LAUGH, MINIONS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Do you have mental health issues you want to discuss?
Weirdo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

none at all
that was a proper lolworthy joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired
and ready to get my drink on
tomorrow is turkey day, best think about that is having a day off
woo
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

What are you doing for thanks giving? (Apart from having Turkey?)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

going to my mums
my your
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Give her my love
And tell her that rash has cleared up.

Taking the doggie along for an outing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Evening.
Random one - are the band Cast any good? Anyone a fan?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I'm going to see them in a few weeks.
I like them.

But me liking them shouldn't be a guide to if they are any good or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I've never really listened to them.
They're playing in Newcastle tonight/now and I've just got a phone call asking if I want to go drinking with them afterwards. Fuck knows how my mate's wangled that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Ooo! mixing with the stars now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I'm gonna try and blag as many free drugs as I can.
I might also tell them I love their music and then reel off a load of Coral songs to see what their reaction is.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

John Power is supposed to be a cunt.
Go for a drink and report back if this is the case.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Cast are utter utter shit.
Oasis with all the wit, sophistication and greatness removed.

And Oasis were shit.

Cast are worse than fucking Shed Seven.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)

no
bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Check yo bad selves 'nillas
A'ight?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Word dozer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)

You love my simultaneously street and urbane ways, don't you Jeff?
Both urbane and urban, that's me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)

You jovial Jock.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

You bestiality obsessed sassenach.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

You splended Sweaty!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

You bellend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

The new Harry Potter film
is actually pretty good.

Evening, all.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Alright berk
You cheered up a bit now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Mmm.
not so much. I saw the ex tonight. INNER TURMOIL LOLZ
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Oh dear berk
I hope you'll do what is right, and not because - in the words of 70s glamrockers Mud 'It'll be lonely this Christmas...'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

without you to hoooooooold
I don't know, I'm still not convinced I've done the right thing; it just felt very very strange to behave like just friends, to sit next to him in the cinema and be painfully aware of each other trying not to touch...
Meh. Hows you this evening Jeffers? Enjoy your fish?
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

well I'm sure it would feel strange after a long term relationship.
hopefully it will work out quickly though so you feel comfortable again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Ugh, I hope so
To lose him as a friend as well would be just plain shit. Sorry I missed you on facebook today btw - how are you enjoying the Midlands?
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Evening Poppet.
Your quest to find snow on your travels looks like it'll happen!

Got used to the cold yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

I wasn't sure if I was going to get the fish, or have a pie or some chicken.
In the end, I went for the fish. Why? Just for the halibut.

Only you know how you feel, but if your ex is upset about things, having checked up on you, it (sadly) doesn't bode well for the future. The first argument you have....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I'm normally too calm to argue
and so is he. I don't know. I think I've done the right thing, I just wish that I could feel more sure about it, commit to the damn decision I've made and stop wavering - not least because this must be getting fucking boring for you now.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Sorry berk, but it makes a welcome change hearing about other peoples relationship problems
Rather than being the person with them.

Only you know if you've done the right thing, and there isn't a time limit on when/how you need to understand you've either made the right decision (or otherwise).

Give it a bit more time, if the ex is who you're supposed to be with, you'll end up with him - and happy - if not, you're still young and have all the time in the world to meet Mr Right, rather than Mr Right-Now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

I suppose so
sage advice as ever... I guess partially at least I feel I ought to stick to the decision I've made because I don't want to mess him around a couple of months down the line by changing my mind and wanting to get back together when he'll be getting over me - hence why I want to feel like I've made the right decision now.
What's up with your love life, then?
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Nothing up with it berk
I was just harking back to the marriage problems of yesteryear.

I'm turning into the Professor Yaffle with all this relatonship advice (granted, if I knew anything about relationships, I'd be in one, but hey ho).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

At least you managed to snag someone
long enough to get married - clearly you're not just paper bag & bin material! At a time when all of my friends are getting engaged and buying houses and whatnot, I am considering moving back in to a house share when I've had my own flat for 5 years or more, and have managed to lose my boyfriend of 18 months. I think probably your advice is more worth listening to than my own!
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

And give it 36 months
One in three of your married/engaged couples will be single and thinking 'I was I was more like berk'

Just think that'll happen if the PhD application comes good? Think of all the new opportunities that will present.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Unlikely, most of them have been together since college
it's only ever me that's had trouble finding and retaining a man! PhD would be awesomeness on a stick but I have to be realistic - the chances of me actually getting one are miniscule.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)