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When my girlfriend developed a puncture, and I couldn't afford to get her fixed
Alt: It is rather annoying, I agree. Also, Amy Pond? Would.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:30,
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I would too
I find her a bit annoying, though, but I would. I wouldn't this Doctor, though, his massive forehead freaks me out. But all the previous ones, yes, I would.
Your girlfriend developed a puncture? How?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:32,
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*something about a small prick*
hur hur
He does look a bit like Rocky Dennis...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:36,
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Sorry about that
maybe that's why you're still single (sorry)
I hope the next one is sexier.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:39,
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I think he was making an Inflatable Girlfriend joke Aber
Not a great one, but a joke allthesame.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:42,
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Yes, I know
That's why I think he's still single. That and the small prick, that doesn't help.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:44,
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Ow.
My pride.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:48,
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It's just a joke, you know.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:54,
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Ok, I'll let you off then
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:56,
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Thank you, daddy.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:00,
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Since the booty call last week, I'm not too bothered about being single again
Just got to keep going!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:49,
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I don't really think many people 'wouldn't'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:40,
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Same applies to Rose Tyler
Phwoar!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:49,
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now that I'll disagree with
she was a bit chavvy and Billy-Piperish
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:50,
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Don't care
She was ace
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:52,
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She's got massive lips for such a thin face
It feels she can suck your face if you're not careful kissing her.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:54,
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face cock
Fine by me!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:55,
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No, I don't think so
she'll suck it completely, detaching it from your body, and you'll suffer the horrors of being memberless during the few minutes before you lose conciousness due to the loss of blood. Then you'll probably die and she'll suck your face anyway.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:59,
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You're quite agressive this morning, aren't you?
It's quite entertaining, haha
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:05,
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I thought it was a good image
to start the day. Do you disagree?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:06,
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Not at all, highly entertaining
And at least I'd die happy!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:10,
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Will you?
Seeing your cock no longer belongs to your body?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:18,
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If I'm dead, I won't care
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:21,
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I didn't know Billy Piper had a cock
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:00,
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