blowjob for fifty pounds*
Alt Q: Doctor Who looks like a melted plastic figurine

*yes that was a joke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*It was 25, wasn't it?
This Doctor is the least attractive of all of them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Aber loves Colin Baker!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I know there is a joke somewhere there
I can feel it...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Well maybe you love Slyvester McCoy?
Or Patrick Troughton.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I wouldn't say love
But I wouldn't mind having a bit of touch and feel with them (when they were young and strong, of course)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I can't imagine Patrick Troughton was ever young.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Hahaha
He must have been at some point.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Yeah probably
I'm not a massive Doctor Who fan though, and of the last ones Tennant wasn't my type, and Christopher Eccleston looks like my dad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Your dad is very sexy then

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Their families are from the same part of Scotland oddly enough

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Weird
I hope you don't look much like him, though; he's not got the looks of a sexy woman.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

you've met me :P
and no, no-one has ever told me I look like Christopher Eccleston. I probably will when I'm older though :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Oh, yes, of course!
Sorry, I still have problems to put together RL and B3ta names! (I'm blushing now)

You don't look at all like him, don't worry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)

haha that's fine :)
though are you sure you didn't look at me and for a moment think 'oh that's a sexy man... wait no it's not it's an ugly woman'?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

No, I didn't
If you're the one I think you are, I had to delete a picture of you from the London bash, didn't I?

In that case, it was well clear you were a woman from the begining.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

yeah
because four chins ruin any picture
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

You didn't look very nice, no
But I asked you to pose for another one and you refused.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I hate photos
I don't actually have any nice ones. A bit of time back was chatting to someone and I commented that I'm massively unphotogenic, and they refused to believe me (apparantly everyone claims that) so I showed them my Bod card/driving license and they were absolutely horrified
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Everybody looks bad on those pictures
I look like a terrorist on mine.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

look like +am
on mine
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Yes, and I know where you live
so be careful.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Lab shouldn't be allowed to be photographed then, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Long as you keep your long hair, you'll be fine


See?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Woo, Scotland!
That is all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'm really tempted to make a joke re your * here but I really shouldn't.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Go on, do it
and then explain us all why it's funny. Go on, please, go on, please!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

No I won't because it's not funny enough to overcome the insults.
Not to Amberl, another LAAKer.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Chicken.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Beef.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Lamb?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

well 'huh huh it's true she's actually a prostitute'
isn't really that funny true
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

funny true inaccurate
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Give me some fucking credit,
I'm very witty.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

unlike above
who went for exactly the same joke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

AA is a lot of things
funny isn't one of them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Objection!
I'm fucking hilarious.

In my mind
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)