I fully expected you to love this thread
Incidentally, while you're here, bullfighting would be much more entertaining if they stuck knives in the shoulder blades of the matadors as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or armed the cow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

The poor thing's going to die anyway
I say we fit it with a bomb and a proximity sensor so it take the matador with it should it prove sufficiently skillful to get near him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Hmmm, I like this too
Or machine gun horns
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

We're basically talking about a bovine version of James Bond's Aston Martin

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Yeah! *punches air*
Maybe some kind of oil/smokescreen as well?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Have you ever stood behind a bull that's been on the curry the night before?
No, me either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)