I've just had a brilliant idea, right
Curling. Sport of hardened Scottish lesbians. How much better would it be if the name were taken to its logical conclusion? Rather than being provided with the stones in advance, competitors would have to exist on a high-fibre diet and curl out a log, wait for it to harden and then cast it down the other end of the lane. Imagine how much extra skill is involved in laying a cable of the ideal size, weight and shape.

What disgusting measures would you take to improve which sports?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:30, 142 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

.50 cal bullet dodging
to ballroom dancing?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

*click*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

*imagines Monty with .50 cal screaming "DANCE MOTHERFUCKER!"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Piece of piss
Unless it was a Rumba. Which is ordinarily pretty dull to watch, so you may be on to something here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Perhaps it could be adapted further. The rather than send the "log" down the ice...
the curler adopts a squatting position (sans lower half clothing) and is pushed down the ice by their team mates and has to "curl one out" over the scoring area.
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

This is a great improvement.
Perhaps marks could be given on consistency as well?

"Ohh Clive, he's missed the jack there but look at that LOG! A ten for sure"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Genius
I say we lobby for this ahead of the next Winter Olympics. I'd pay to watch that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

You must have LOVED Thailand.
I'm sure Bangkok has plenty of places you can pay to watch terrifying-looking women having a shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Possibly so
But I wasn't in Thailand. My sig contains avery subtle clue as to exactly where I actually was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah but I'm not really interested in your life,
so I've made the executive decision that you went to Thailand instead. Suck it up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I can't argue with that, as I often employ a similar logic
Now hurry along, you'll be late for your next Salsa class.

Oh yes. Dance snobbery.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Oh please,
I'm not coordinated enough for salsa, I'm still struggling to master the hokey-cokey.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

You don't need co-ordination for Salsa
It's basically just wiggling, so all you need is a complete disregard for how people perceive you, or an abject lack of personal pride
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Sounds right up my street.
Is there room for air guitar?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Not as such, you're supposed to use your hands to lead
However, Salsa is traditionally populated by sad, lonely women hoping to meet men - ignoring the obvious gayness required to take up Salsa in the first place - and we all know how moist air guitar makes the laydeez
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Oh absolutely.
Dripping like a fucked fridge, they are.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I know, right?
Amazing how few women are prepared to admit this obvious truth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I would make gory, violent death a mandatory feature of all sports and games,
including Ker-Plunk and Tiddlywinks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Upon sucessfully withdrawing a stick from ker-plunk, you get to poke your opponent(s) in the eye with it.

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

It could be skewers
Covered in different strengths of corrosive substances?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Mouse Trap would be interesting
I'm picturing a hybrid of the board game with The Running Man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I would pay large monies
to see this!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

There must be room in the pay-per-view market for a capital punishment sports channel
The way Reality TV is going its only a matter of time before we have so many D-list celebrities that a real-life version of Celebrity Death Match is necessary to thin them out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I vote for this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

'Climbing for Dollars'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Naked rugby pleasefankuverymuch.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Nice 'try'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I'll 'try' anything twice.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I think BGB may be attempting to "convert" you from the way of the dog, Jeff.

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Are you suggesting you might want to 'maul' me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

To say nothing of a damn good "rucking".

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I always suspected she was a 'hooker'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I can be a bitch if he wants me to.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I 've heard that he likes a bit of the woof stuff.

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I think she's barking mad

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Even Sébastien Chabal?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

He is the French werewolf, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Aye, The Caveman

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I won't be looking at his face.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

You will, trust me
If it is the "man" I'm thinking about. Its like a car accident
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

blog.francetv.fr/nng_images.php?img=/misange22/files/m/i/s/misange22/images/sebastien-chabal.jpg
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

There's nothing I'd to see more
than herds of naked, lumpen, jug-eared and mong-browed Ruperts with gumshields that make them look even more mentally subnormal than they already do, thundering up and down a muddy field to the braying accompaniment of their simian colleagues and supporters.

Brilliant idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

POTD
(with added 'click')
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

This doesn't surprise me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Boxers should be unable to talk about a fight for 6 months before a fight.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Or perhaps box
instead of the gay hugs they give each other all the time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I disagree
David Haye makes me laugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

His 'gang rape' comment was superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

One of those that just made me laugh, whilst at the same time thinking 'Fucking hell, what are you doing?"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

And the "NOW!" comment
in the third against Harrison - not fixed at all, no sir
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Whether it was, or it wasn't
I just wished he'd dropped Harrison in the 2nd
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Harrison is so shit
I could have dropped him in the 3rd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Fat nude High Jump.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

or hurdles
*jiggles*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Fat Nude Curling.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Bah! I was just getting in the bath, actually.
*closes curtains*
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I'd puncture every rugby ball in the country.
Ditto American 'football' That would improve the games tremendously.

/not a fan at all. Dull, dull, dull.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Random hand grenade timer
inside the ball?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

That could work equally as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I would watch this
Could be entertaining for tennis as well. IED tennis FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Rugby is ridiculously tedious for what promises to be such a violent sport
Far too many rules and technicalities. If every time the referee blew up for some obscure offence he summarily executed the perpetrator it would be vastly more entertaining
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Kaboom

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Rugby is shit and tedious.
I've tried to like it, but I just can't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Agreed
I was made to play it at school rather than a decent sport like football, and have nurtured my hatred for it ever since. Not least since I had to play without my glasses, which meant I couldn't see fucking anything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Make the javelin, hammer toss, discuss and shotput more interesting
By holding the events all at the same time. During the FIFA cup finals.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I'd make them more interesting by making the handles barbed at random
So the throwers would be taken along for the ride!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I assume you mean Discus
But chairing a debate in the centre circle of a football match would certainly be interesting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I do indeed, had a brainfart.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I say we incorporate it
Have the G20 on a pitch where various heavy/spiked objects are being randomly thrown about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Like a game of Speedball?
I'm down with that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

This is an excellent suggestion
The only problem is that the need for tougher world leaders would ensure that Schwarzenegger actually becomes President
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Camp boxing
where two opponents in outrageous shorts spend 12 rounds desperately trying to flap each other into a knockout.

Crow woul be a good candidate for this, I feel.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

World Champion more like

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

That's disgusting
I refuse to read any more of this thread.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I fully expected you to love this thread
Incidentally, while you're here, bullfighting would be much more entertaining if they stuck knives in the shoulder blades of the matadors as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Or armed the cow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

The poor thing's going to die anyway
I say we fit it with a bomb and a proximity sensor so it take the matador with it should it prove sufficiently skillful to get near him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Hmmm, I like this too
Or machine gun horns
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

We're basically talking about a bovine version of James Bond's Aston Martin

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Yeah! *punches air*
Maybe some kind of oil/smokescreen as well?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Have you ever stood behind a bull that's been on the curry the night before?
No, me either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

All football matches to be held in the lion enclosure at West Midlands Safari Park

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

That's fucking barbaric.
The West Midlands?

*shudders*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Better than "fackin' Larndan"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

In what way?
I realised yesterday that not only is everyone in London terribly busy and important, but they are also philosophers and great thinkers to a one - this is the only explanation for the frenzied way they will scrabble and fight their way onto public transport even unto the point of delaying the tube when the next one is only a minute away, but will also stop at random on busy thoroughfares while the meaning of life reveals itself to them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

All the Midlands has is inbreds and chavs.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

London has you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Are you channeling Badger today?
Or has Poppet moved on and left you all sad?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I'm listening to angry music to help me through this nasty case

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I'm listening to Girls Aloud for the same reason
Angry music makes me angry and as I have to deal with actual people, mostly mongs, on a regular basis it would be counterproductive for me to get my rage on in the office.

That said I am intrigued as to what you're listening to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Pantera, hence the Fucking Hostile
Having a nostalgia trip today.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Oh dear.
I look forward to slightly later in the day, when you involuntarily become a cowboy from hell.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Y'know what?
I really like that song. I'll be moving on to Atari Teenage Riot in a bit though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

ATR, now there's a blast from the past
You are going to be absolutely no fun to be in close proximity to all fucking day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

They've reformed, but I missed their London gig

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

At the risk of sounding callous
Doesn't ATR reforming just consist of Alec Empire changing the name under which he tours?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Kinda, though the last Alec Empire album I bought was shit
Not angry, more subdued electro wankery. "The Golden Foretaste of Heaven".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Oh Christ
That sounds like something Apop might have stuck on the Harmonizer album. A clear favourite for the title of most disappointing follow-up to a really fucking good album, if such a thing exists. Along with Load (if you're preared to term The Black Album as really fucking good, which is generous) and The W
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Harmonizer has a couple of good tunes on it
But is not a worthy follow-up, I agree!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

"Pikachu"
I ask you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

That is not one of the couple of good tunes ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Excellent choice
I was expecting, based on what little I know of your music taste, something like Follow The Trail Of Blood by CombiChrist. Clearly, when it comes to angry music, you don't fuck about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

No I most certainly do not!
Metal and hardcore trump Combichrist in anger stakes, but I am rather partial to them from time to time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

The new album is immense
As expected. Easily the best band ever to come out of Norway. Hear that, Morten Harket?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Listened to Cowboys From Hell on my way into work this morning
Followed by Heaven Shall Burn - Counterweight. Good way to start the day!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

*click*
You overstepped the mark, Labs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I don't mind the game
but all those people that act like it's something more than a game should be made to watch it from said enclosure.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I agree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Only cos you're a Liverpool fan who's too young to remember when they were good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

We were good in 2001 & 2005, that's enough to keep me going!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Lucky not good

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Damn, too late
What he said. Whereas my team have obviously scaled such remarkable heights of late as to put me in a perfect position to point fingers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Which position do you play, again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Behind the front man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

*chortles*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

In the hole?
*smirks*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Correct

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Agreed
My hatred extends to everyone involved in the professional football industry, the players, managers, wags, fans and media.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Football is ace
Homos
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

ace for and by
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

If only Justin fashanu knew eh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Awoofta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Bravo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Haha
Got to go now don't miss me
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

*takes aim, prays for a steady hand*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I like this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Grenade cricket
Self explanatory
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

'ello squire
How's tricks?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Sat in dull lecture
Will be on at lunch
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Best stock up on 'manpons' now, then, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Manponz?
What the flex?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Because you'll be "on" at lunch.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I got that but what a horrible name

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Montesque isn't a horrible name
Just a bit poofy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

So-so, knee is still playing up
looks like I'll be observing motorhead from the back with a crutch.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Oh man that sucks
How was Therapy? I rocked out to Screamager yesterday at work, and thought of you...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

They were so amazing
They looked like they were having a great time playing and the crowd were loving it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

*is jealous*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Bigger venue than before?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)