You don't need co-ordination for Salsa
It's basically just wiggling, so all you need is a complete disregard for how people perceive you, or an abject lack of personal pride
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sounds right up my street.
Is there room for air guitar?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Not as such, you're supposed to use your hands to lead
However, Salsa is traditionally populated by sad, lonely women hoping to meet men - ignoring the obvious gayness required to take up Salsa in the first place - and we all know how moist air guitar makes the laydeez
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Oh absolutely.
Dripping like a fucked fridge, they are.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I know, right?
Amazing how few women are prepared to admit this obvious truth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)