BFF!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

alright petal?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)

As the day has worn on, I've got alrighter and alrighter
You?
How's life?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'm pretty good and better for seeing you
been quite efficient this morning and got a bunch of stuff done

being on secondment makes me appreciate being back in my normal office, with my nice chair and all my stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Like your wanking stool

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

and my masturbation mitt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

and your onyx and marble Louis Vitton fisting plinth.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Ditto
I'm going to be energised and polite and productive this afternoon
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

*professionalism fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

He's sad because he misses his mrs

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I know, it's hard for both of us.

(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Have you changed your name
or are you someone else?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

It's still her

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

even I can tell that
and I've been failing recently.

I figure it's because I miss her so much it's clouding my judgement
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm with you in spirit
just yesterday I watched Reaper and thought of you.
(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

awww how sweet
I have different hair now though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

What's it like now?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

like this
but a bit longer and slightly less in need of styling

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( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Good horns there boy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

that seems to have become a regular feature
I can only put it down to Slayer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Good man!
It's become my default pose too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Is that because you spend so much time pleasuring yourself whilst fingering two ladies at the same time?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

That's exactly it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I like the blue scarf you're wearing

(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

that is my slightly Downs looking friend Vic

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'm going to link that comment on her facebook page.

(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

it was pretty much the first thing I said to her the first time I met her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Smooth operator!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

it's ok
she already knew
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

"Oh Vipros come over here and met my friends"
"Hi Everyone I'm Vipros"
"Hi I'm Bob"
"Hi I'm Dave
"Hi I'm Sally
"Hi I'm Vic"

"..."

"..."

"YOU'RE MY SLIGHTLY DOWNS LOOKING FRIEND VIC!"

"..."

"..."


"..."





"..."



"Vipros, I think we should probably go home now."
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

it was more like
Vic's best friend: "Vipros, here comes Vic, tell her she looks like she has downs"
V : "ok"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Who's Spitty?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

she who must not be named

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

a lazy high maintanance shitehawk.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

trudat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*concurs*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Oh Spatty (Don't Feel Sorry For Loverboy)

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Any news yet?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

It's a boy, and doesn't have a mohawk
I am so relieved.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Nope, nuffink from either side.
apparently no one cares that I'm GOING FUCKING CRAZY
(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Of course they don't care, they're CUNTS
They treat you like shit unless they want something from you, whereupon they merely treat you like poo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

and charge you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

shhhhh!
they're doctors remember?
(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Don't know what you're talking about
*whistles*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

haha thanks

(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Hi Spitty
Miss you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

miss you too my lovely liver bird

(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I'm back now
until Monday anyway.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I'm going to Exeter on monday
Guess who, sorry, I meant what, guess what I'm going to do?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'm counting on the decoy woman in my house confusing you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

you mean the man

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I'm fairly sure she's a woman
I haven't checked, so I could be wrong.

Either way, (s)he looks enough like my Mrs to fool Al
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Frankly
if she's got tits and brown hair that'll be enough, since I've never met your mrs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

that's what I was hoping for

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I saw a bird who looked like his mrs in London the other day
But she wasn't quite 'it'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

what day was that?
and where? we were in London the other day.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

WHAT!
And you didn't call!? You rude bastard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I had gone up to see my brother
it was the first time I had spent any time at all with my niece.

otherwise I would've done.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

is it like in Home Alone where he fixes cardboard cutouts to the record player?

(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

wipe your cock on a tramp's hat?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

we don't have tramps in Exeter
they are Gentlemen of the Road
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

freelance residents?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Exactly
Mrs Vipros has an excellent spot in the town centre, and her hat one of those russian style bear things.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)